For the purpose of this exercise, we’re only using current Chiefs players or those who may possibly or are likely to return (ex: MVS is out, Hardman is in). STDs are nonexistent and no baby trapping allowed! This is purely based off of who you think the hottest dude on the team is.
This is totally not gay, by the way, I promise. A conversation about the Elvis Grbac ‘Sexiest Athlete Alive’ cover in the Mahomes thread spawned this idea.
This is a safe space for you to get out all of your gayness. No one will ever judge you. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Random Rain Man trivia: my body temperature is 96.7. Every time I go to the doctor, it's recorded at 96.7. I'm a stone cold killer.
Of course you would be a little different. As if we did not know it.
Must be that great mind you have, working overtime. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Random Rain Man trivia: my body temperature is 96.7. Every time I go to the doctor, it's recorded at 96.7. I'm a stone cold killer.
I think this puts you at greater risk of cordyceps driving you around like a meat suit.
You may have seen them on Discovery Channel. It’s the fungus that takes over ants and other insects in remote jungles like Borneo and stuff. They slowly feed on and replace the host’s cells, all the while commandeering the body and driving it around like a meat puppet. It’s really creepy.
That’s actually really interesting, though. I had no idea they had medicinal uses.
Apparently fungus can’t reproduce inside a host with an internal temperature higher than 94 degrees. So you’re safe… for now. [Reply]
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