Runner-up: Hot dog on a stick. If you've ever seen those retro outfits and the way they make the lemonade in that big container with the pogo-stick type lemon squisher thing. Let's just say it's like watching a butter churn.
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Back in the 70s, college town, when I wasn’t in class I worked at a Dairy Queen several blocks away from campus. Fast food and all kinds of ice cream shit. Place was usually pretty crowded with coeds. Had to be careful though because lots of high school girls would hang out too.