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Nzoner's Game Room>Man almost masturbates himself to death
Munson 06:35 AM 07-24-2021
I'm pretty sure this guy is a forum member. :-)

https://nypost.com/2021/07/23/man-ne...-masturbating/

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‘Right-handed man’ almost masturbates to death: medical case study

By Ben CostJuly 23, 2021 | 9:30am | Updated


This fellow redefined “mind-blowing sex” after he suffered a life-threatening stroke while repeatedly masturbating. Now, medical experts are saying he’s lucky he escaped the ultimate unhappy ending.

The unnamed “51-year-old right-handed man” from Japan admittedly enjoyed pleasuring himself several times a day, according to the new case study published in the medical Journal of Stroke and Cerebrovascular Diseases.

However, one explosive self-love session went awry when, after climaxing, the serial stroker was struck down by “thunderclap” headaches and severe vomiting.

Unnerved by the unsexy symptoms, the man rushed himself to Nagoya City University Hospital, where he was found to have low blood pressure and confusion — two telltale signs of a cerebrovascular accident, according to the medical case study.

Emergency medical technicians suspected he had a stroke while stroking — and a subsequent CT scan confirmed that the man had indeed suffered a subarachnoid hemorrhage (SAH), a potentially fatal type of stroke sparked by ruptured blood vessels in the space surrounding the brain.

Prior case studies have reported that sex — including the autoerotic variety — “was the immediate preceding activity before a ruptured aneurysm in up to 14 percent of patients,” according to clinical neuropsychologist Dr. Amee Baird, author of “Sex in the Brain: How Your Brain Controls Your Sex Life” (Columbia University Press, 2020). The risk of death by sex-induced stroke can be compounded by taking cocaine or Viagra before the act.

The man survived his near-fatal orgasm ordeal and was released from the hospital within two weeks in excellent condition, according to doctors.

However, he should thank his lucky stars he didn’t achieve the opposite of a happy ending, as a ruptured brain aneurysm causes “death in 40 percent of cases,” Baird reported. Meanwhile, two-thirds of survivors are left with serious neurological deficits.

This isn’t the first time someone has suffered a vascular mishap during an act of self-gratification. In 2016, a Bronx hospital worker allegedly died of a heart attack while masturbating to porn at work, according to police sources.

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Mr_Tomahawk 06:43 AM 07-24-2021
Who hasn’t?
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Kman34 07:01 AM 07-24-2021
I’m lucky I survived my teenage years..
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burt 07:50 AM 07-24-2021
"Masturbation is a lot like poker....and I have a great hand...."
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Hog's Gone Fishin 07:57 AM 07-24-2021
Great! Something else to worry about.
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Wisconsin_Chief 08:03 AM 07-24-2021
This thread should be a classic.

:-)
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Frazod 08:07 AM 07-24-2021
from Imgflip Meme Generator

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Spott 08:09 AM 07-24-2021
Looks like it’s time to go southpaw.
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siberian khatru 08:47 AM 07-24-2021
Amateur
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MahomesMagic 08:48 AM 07-24-2021
he had a stroke while stroking
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DJJasonp 08:54 AM 07-24-2021
only important question: Did someone clear his browser history???
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Peter Gibbons 08:57 AM 07-24-2021
Someone please cue up Clarence Carter and Billy Squier.
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Flying High D 09:15 AM 07-24-2021
Did he remove the apps from his phone?
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Mennonite 09:43 AM 07-24-2021
Three months of edging while thinking about Aaron Rodgers has finally caught up to Knowmo.
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Rainbarrel 09:44 AM 07-24-2021
I guess the slit palms surgery was cancelled.
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