lmao

hambeast jealous
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Oh no. I really hope she doesn't read the comments.
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Depends on what her ass looks like in a thong in Belize, with her face not visible in the photo.
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Everyone already has her number

180 over 120
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Gimme dat snap
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Too funny.

"I didn't think Moby Dick was real, but here you are!"
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Well shit, he's gotta find something to entertain himself at the ballpark since the Braves are about as exciting as watching paint dry. Cheap front office is going milk that 2021 World Series for everything it's worth. A baseball team should never be a publicly traded entity. It has ruined this team, it's so sad. They had a lot of magic and just let it all walk.

Can't wait to see them try to spin it when they trade Acuna in a year or two because they don't want to pay him market value.
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"Sportswriting is one step above prostitution."

-Bobby Knight
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I got hit on recently by a younger chick. She both added me on Insta and gave me her number.

Her geriatric boyfriend wasn’t super jazzed, but whatever.
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They’re whores.

The last Snap add I had works at a titty bar.
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If he loses his job over that....this world has lost its mind
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Phone number so he can be the millionth WYD in her test. Instadate is where it is at. Grab her a beer and have a date right there to see if she is dtf.
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I'd say several steps below. Hookers don't tend to rant about stupid shit that has nothing to do with them on social media.
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And you get to pay for the whore to leave.
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Is he the guy who gives you a mint after you take a piss?
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