Rodney Anderson couldn't wipe his ass without blowing a knee and was essentially a walking pile of replacement parts in his draft year and he went in the 6th. I mean hell, he had a neck injury that people seemed to think might keep him from ever passing an NFL physical and he STILL got drafted.

There's just no way he doesn't go by the late 5th, is there?
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A portly man with thick glasses lumbers out onto the stage with a funny wide-legged walk.
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It's Milwaukee native Chris Farley!

No, wait!

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Matt Foley looks at the draft board.

"Tampa took a running back?", he says.

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"Hey, Tampa Bay running back!"

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"But now let's talk about Green Bay."

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"And here's how we're going to do it.""

The Green Bay Packers select Reed Blankenship, S, Middle Tennessee.

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And just because you're all expecting it...

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The Minnesota Vikings select Ali Fayad, EDGE, Western Michigan
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The Kansas City Chiefs select Charleston Rambo, WR, Miami
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Cincinnati Bengals select Dane Belton, S, Iowa.
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Bucs out there catching strays from Matt Foley - that's just some bullshit right there.
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The LA Rams select Malcolm Rodriguez, ILB, Oklahoma State
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