I also own a Subaru, wear flannel, and like some of the things lesbians like.
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Pussy. It's pussy isn't it?
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Is that supposed to be a bad thing now?

I don't understand this world anymore...
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No. Not at all. Just makes it harder to imagine she'd like to stick a carburetor up my ass. I've been wrong before though.
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she's actually very talented.
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by some metrics so am I
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I assume you are a guy

Based on that Id bet the lady has no, none zero interest in your butthole
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That's all I'm trying to say, man. This has gotten a little too convoluted for me.
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She's nowhere near the end...

of that cake.

Seriously though, I also think it's cool she's stayed true to her midwestern roots.
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**** her. She picked the Bengals after falling in love with the city and their fans.
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You know Our country is really f*cked when Melissa Etheridge is hotter than Bridget Fonda now.
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I can barely tell Melissa and Papa sperm doner Crosby apart nowadays.
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Holy shit that was bad.
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You should hear the new Kid Rock song.
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I had (he's gone now) a friend that owned the house Melissa and her friends used to --uuuhhhh---"party" in south and east of Lansing.
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