Wow. When you Google "Cowboy Toilet Paper", the first result is the Dallas Cowboys. :-)


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Word of advice - don't just go googling things you read on CP.

Example: blue waffle
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The reason for a pet possum
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He a loser. Also see the las vegas raiders.
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friendly cats make nice buttwipe material.
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Seems there needs to be some movement in this thread.
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Was in GNP last month hiking. Had to do my business so stepped off the trail for some privacy. After doing my business I go to walk back to trail and notice about 5 feet from where I am standing is a very fresh pile from a grizzly. Was still moist and steaming.
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But how did it taste?
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In Arkansas the bus going to the Military Entrance Processing Station (MEPS), stopped at a gas station. The stalls filled fast and one individual went behind the gas station to take a dump and wiped his behind with dry leaves.
When they arrived at MEPS and started going through their physicals, they had to bend over and spread their buttcheeks. One doctor said to the other, “this one is from so far back in the woods he has a squirrel’s nest in his ass.”
They all called him squirrel nuts the rest of the day.
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you can never get rid of herpes

I love such a rough life #ChiefsKingdom #chiefs #kcchiefs pic.twitter.com/R5jod01hKb

— Ty X-Factor Rowton (@kcxfactor) May 31, 2023

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Surprised that the Chiefs let him pose with their cheerleaders.
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:-):-)
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Please just let this poor soul RIP.
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Pool day at the methadone clinic?
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