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Hall of Classics>I’m leaving forever.
patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
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Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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BucEyedPea 10:25 AM 04-30-2021
And you can pick you toes.
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Bugeater 10:28 AM 04-30-2021
I tripped on a cloud and fell 8 miles high
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Bugeater 10:28 AM 04-30-2021
I tore my mind on a jagged sky
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Katipan 10:29 AM 04-30-2021
Jessica Biel in the movie London could put Paige to shame.
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Bugeater 10:29 AM 04-30-2021
I got up so tight
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Bugeater 10:29 AM 04-30-2021
I couldn't unwind
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Bugeater 10:30 AM 04-30-2021
I saw so much
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Bugeater 10:30 AM 04-30-2021
I broke my mind
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Bugeater 10:31 AM 04-30-2021
East bound and down
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Bugeater 10:31 AM 04-30-2021
Loaded up and truckin'
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Bugeater 10:31 AM 04-30-2021
Are we gonna do what they say can't be done?
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seclark 10:32 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
Loaded up and truckin'
yo bug, don't band me or whatnot, but you're a little flat.
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Bugeater 10:32 AM 04-30-2021
Ol' Smokey 's got them ears on
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Bugeater 10:32 AM 04-30-2021
He's hot on your tail
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Bugeater 10:33 AM 04-30-2021
And he ain't gonna rest until you're in jail
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