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Msmith 12:43 PM 11-15-2018
"ST. LOUIS (KMOV.com) -- The Missouri State Highway Patrol said the body of a missing dancer with the St. Louis Ballet Company was discovered Wednesday morning.

On November 12, a state park ranger found Raffaella Stroik’s vehicle in a boat ramp parking lot off Highway 107 in Mark Twain State Park. Stroik's body was found Wednesday morning near a boat ramp in Florida, Missouri, police confirmed. According to police, a private pilot spotted a body in the water around 9:40 a.m. and the Missouri State Highway Patrol's water division recovered the body near a bank..."

Link:https://www.kmov.com/news/body-of-mi...z3gVvvTZS5PCH0
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Bearcat 05:19 PM 06-19-2021
Originally Posted by Cheater5:
I’d jerk the wheel hard right and go off-roading.


Babe? Yeah, I did a bad bad thing. My ex came over and saw our texts and she got jealous and called you a whore so I slapped the phone out of her hands and she went crazy, you know? So I grabbed her wrists and pushed her away and then went into the kitchen to check on a roast I have cooking for my mom’s birthday, and she kicked me while I was bent over the oven! I really lost it so I grabbed the meat thermometer and stabbed her in the ear. Oh god baby, it’s in there really deep and she’s in the kitchen laying on the floor. I hate blood and it’s everywhere! I need to get out of here and just go think— I need your address because you’re kind of the one I did all this for! I love you so much and I’ve never been with someone so beautiful. I did reverse phone lookup on your phone but if you just let me come see you I know I’ll be okay in your arms baby.

Cut and paste the above.
:-)

I was thinking of sometime along the lines of "just having some assurance this is real", and something like this could work.... highly jealous girlfriend, just need to get out of here, if she could send $100, just really need to get out of here and then can concentrate on sending the DL.
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TLO 05:21 PM 06-19-2021
Originally Posted by Bearcat:
Ok I'm stealing this gif f for sure.
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KChiefs1 10:05 PM 06-19-2021
Originally Posted by Cheater5:
I’d jerk the wheel hard right and go off-roading.


Babe? Yeah, I did a bad bad thing. My ex came over and saw our texts and she got jealous and called you a whore so I slapped the phone out of her hands and she went crazy, you know? So I grabbed her wrists and pushed her away and then went into the kitchen to check on a roast I have cooking for my mom’s birthday, and she kicked me while I was bent over the oven! I really lost it so I grabbed the meat thermometer and stabbed her in the ear. Oh god baby, it’s in there really deep and she’s in the kitchen laying on the floor. I hate blood and it’s everywhere! I need to get out of here and just go think— I need your address because you’re kind of the one I did all this for! I love you so much and I’ve never been with someone so beautiful. I did reverse phone lookup on your phone but if you just let me come see you I know I’ll be okay in your arms baby.

Cut and paste the above.

Done
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TLO 10:06 PM 06-19-2021
Originally Posted by KChiefs1:
Done
Hoo boy
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Bearcat 10:11 PM 06-19-2021

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smithandrew051 10:12 PM 06-19-2021
It would be funny if he accidentally sent that to the wrong thread. Good luck explaining that one.
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eDave 11:12 PM 06-19-2021
Originally Posted by Bearcat:

via GIPHY


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KChiefs1 11:57 PM 06-19-2021
Originally Posted by smithandrew051:
It would be funny if he accidentally sent that to the wrong thread. Good luck explaining that one.

Trust me I triple checked that one.
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TLO 06:46 AM 06-20-2021
Why wouldn't this person take the fake drivers license?
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KChiefs1 07:14 AM 06-20-2021

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Cheater5 08:34 AM 06-20-2021
Gimme dat driver’s license!
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Sure-Oz 08:43 AM 06-20-2021
Lmao
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eDave 04:51 PM 06-20-2021
Originally Posted by Cheater5:
Gimme dat driver’s license!

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TambaBerry 07:56 AM 06-21-2021
So, for future reference to get someone to verify it's really them ask them to send a picture of them holding a spoon.
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ThaVirus 09:06 AM 06-21-2021
Originally Posted by eDave:
Unpopular opinion: this one is my favorite of the Vacation movies.
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