Is licking nipples gay as well?
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Not if you are an infant.

Otherwise, tits are udders.

Stuff is on things for a purpose.

Go beyond that purpose and you are a degenerate freak who needs psychiatric help.
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So oral is out of the question for you?
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Oral is gay.

And gross.

And demeaning for women.

This board is full of pervs.
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I bet you're a real blast in bed.
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Asking for a friend, btw...
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Sacc only does it missionary style, under the sheets and only to procreate. After that, he is back to his separate bed.
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This is a flavor I've yet to try
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Give it a whirl!
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Sounds shitty.
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I've had waxed not bleached
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Only plant your seed in one of three cousin wife/Pooman
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Because I don't stick my tongue in a chick's poop chute? Where poo emanates from? Where dingleberries might still linger? Where residual shit stains from a poor wipe job reside? Where the stink of doodie remains no matter how many enemas are administered?

And seriously...what if she farts in your mouth?

What then?

What if it is a gross "I ate bananas and eggs for breakfast" level stench bomb she rips into your empassioned lips and tongue and mouth as you seek to lick her inner butthole clean?

It's gross. Eating someone's ass is gross. Really gross. Shit comes out of there.

What's next? Chomping down on a log as she presses it out on your face?

There has to be limits lest there becomes a world without them.
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LOL, you are hilarious. Most people don't go straight for the butthole right after she has taken a massive dump lulz. Secondly, I cant speak for others, but I definitely am not trying to stick my tongue in her butthole, I stay outside for sure. 3rdly I have never had my wife fart in my mouth, so I don't know what freak did that to you, but that's not the norm.
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Maybe your CP name should not sound like "suck a poo".
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