I'll start. A while back a friend's small business was struggling and it's his family's primary income. It was headed nowhere good so I kind of stuck my nose where it didn't really belong, which he resented at first. I was kind but blunt and talked through the situation with him. We came up with an action plan and he's been implementing it. It's already paying off and I think his business has a very bright future now. If I'd waited a couple more months it might have been too late. He now appreciates that I stuck my nose where it didn't belong. It feels amazing to know I helped someone I care about save their livelihood. I'm a dumbass with a lot of things but small business is one thing in pretty good at.
Also, I don't normally like to brag about this but my giant cock makes Chris Jones little dick look like a clit.
Now let's hear about your expensive lunches, kind things you did for others, how your Vornada DG knockoff fan blew the kick wide right, how many inches you can take before gagging, how great of an athlete your kid is, or whatever the fuck you want to brag about. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Superbowltrashcan:
Well here goes,
Offspring #1: Graduated HS #17 in her class of 650+. No debt after college due to soccer, academic scholarships, and repay years teaching that covered the rest. Now she works for Intel doing education related things. Not sure exactly what but she already earns more than I did my last year of teaching high school before retiring. Just texted me this morning, flying back from a London business trip. Wedding paid for and grandchild produced!
Offspring #2: Graduated #1 in her class of 700+. Received a full ride from U of A in Fayetteville and graduated top in her class with a degree in Chemistry. Full ride awarded at CalTech where she finished up her PhD in Chemistry. Relocated to Chicago in June with her fiancé and is doing a Post Doc position through Northwestern, also funded by the Chicago Museum. She goes to various locations and does analysis of pieces of art needing touch up/restoration. Lots of trips to Europe, some state side. In fact she just got back from Cincinnati. And yes they took her group out one night for chili. She said it was like someone in college was at the end of the semester and just threw everything left in a meal. She thought she could avoid it since she doesn’t eat meat but they had a vegetarian version on the menu. If they go back she going to be “intermittent fasting”….
Offspring #3 and #4: works in progress but trending towards similar outcomes. Fingers crossed…
It’s my 34 th year of teaching, wife is a principal, oldest daughter is in grad school to be a speech pathologist, youngest daughter is a junior in college and plans on being a physician assistant. Has had a 4.0 since kindergarten and was the ksu student of the year in her dept last year. Son is in 8 th grade and wants to be an ag engineer. I am a very lucky man. The key is to marry an amazing woman. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Pasta Little Brioni:
$200 lunches, $1000 expense account for EVERY dinner with the most famous of clients, newest greenest most expensive car on the market, 10% tipper
Because you have nothing of your own to brag about loser. :-) [Reply]
While I was at work my Rottweiler, Stumppy once got out of the backyard, chased a dude on a bike and bit him. Animal control showed up at the house and wrote my soon to be ex-wife two tickets for it. She then called me at work and said she wasn't paying the tickets for MY dog and I was damn sure going to take care of them.
Fast forward about a year later, the divorce process is still going on and she's still a huge bitch. After dropping my son off at school one morning I drive by her having been pulled over by the local town cop. He's in the process of cuffing and stuffing her into his car on the side of the road.:-) The people she worked with, her friends, and many other people she knew would be driving right by her that morning.:-)
I never paid those tickets.:-) She had a bench warrant out because if it. She was taken to the county jail and had to wait for her new boyfriend to come bail her out. [Reply]