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Hall of Classics>Iím leaving forever.
patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
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Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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Bugeater 11:10 AM 04-30-2021
Nothing but the best!
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BigCatDaddy 11:10 AM 04-30-2021
Donger and Pete have combined for 1k post in an hour. Let's pick it up.
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chiefforlife 11:19 AM 04-30-2021
I already miss Paige...I mean Pateeu. No...I mean Paige!
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Bearcat 11:21 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy:
Donger and Pete have combined for 1k post in an hour. Let's pick it up.
What do you mean?
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ghak99 11:23 AM 04-30-2021

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chiefforlife 11:25 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by ghak99:
My answer to that would be, YES!
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ghak99 11:26 AM 04-30-2021

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Bugeater 11:34 AM 04-30-2021
You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
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Bugeater 11:34 AM 04-30-2021
A hospital? What is it?
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Bugeater 11:34 AM 04-30-2021
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
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Bugeater 11:34 AM 04-30-2021
Can you fly this plane, and land it?
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Bugeater 11:35 AM 04-30-2021
Surely you can't be serious.
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Bugeater 11:35 AM 04-30-2021
I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
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Bugeater 11:35 AM 04-30-2021
Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.
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Bugeater 11:35 AM 04-30-2021
Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.
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