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Hall of Classics>Iím leaving forever.
patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
Originally Posted by :
Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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lewdog 07:19 AM 04-30-2021
This piece of shit come back yet?
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In58men 07:22 AM 04-30-2021
Won’t even get to 500
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ChiliConCarnage 07:28 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by In58men:
Wonít even get to 500
It's the offseason. Not a lot going on once draft wraps up
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Hoopsdoc 07:38 AM 04-30-2021
Itís a league game, Smokey.
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Hoopsdoc 07:38 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Loneiguana:
Who knew paid russian trolls would let others know they got another assignment.
:-)

Still butthurt.
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scho63 07:40 AM 04-30-2021
This quitter lived near you?
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ClevelandBronco 07:41 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by In58men:
Won’t even get to 500
Why not? Yo' mama did.
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KCUnited 07:57 AM 04-30-2021
Brewing up a pale ale today using some new(ish) Slovenian hops. Fina put on some Pennywise here in a bit, I remember pat enjoyed them as well.
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ClevelandBronco 08:02 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by KCUnited:
Brewing up a pale ale today using some new(ish) Slovenian hops. Fina put on some Pennywise here in a bit, I remember pat enjoyed them as well.
Gregor Fučka had Slovenian hops.
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KCUnited 08:05 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco:
Gregor Fučka had Slovenia hops.
Yep, lived on the 2nd floor. I think Iíve seen him before.
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BigRedChief 08:08 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by KCUnited:
Brewing up a pale ale today using some new(ish) Slovenian hops. Fina put on some Pennywise here in a bit, I remember pat enjoyed them as well.
Plant based beer?
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ClevelandBronco 08:10 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
Plant based beer?
As opposed to Ö what? Ö meat-based?
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KCUnited 08:15 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
Plant based beer?
Grain, water, hops, and yeast based...like all beer
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Bearcat 08:15 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco:
As opposed to Ö what? Ö meat-based?
I only use thick cut bacon, none of that vegan beer bullshit.
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Yosef_Malkovitch 08:23 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by In58men:
Wonít even get to 500
I think it will, especially after the draft is over.
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