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Hall of Classics>Iím leaving forever.
patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
Originally Posted by :
Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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kccrow 11:54 PM 04-29-2021
Ola Blow Kiss GIF from Ola GIFs

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crayzkirk 12:04 AM 04-30-2021
Sorry to see him go; enjoyed lurking in the DC threads.

What happened to the beautiful women pics?
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Raiderhater 04:04 AM 04-30-2021
Post
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Raiderhater 04:04 AM 04-30-2021
Whoring
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Raiderhater 04:05 AM 04-30-2021
For
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Raiderhater 04:05 AM 04-30-2021
Answers
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Katipan 05:23 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by mlyonsd:
You're a forward thinker. You'd be good on any team.
Well that's probably the nicest thing anyone here has ever said to me. <3 Thanks
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ptlyon 05:30 AM 04-30-2021
Thought this thread would develop like a morel mushroom over night
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Hoopsdoc 05:41 AM 04-30-2021
Getting there.
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2bikemike 05:53 AM 04-30-2021
Good Morning Chiefs Planet! Its a beautiful day here in North West Arkansas!

We should be 700 posts or better by the end of today. I hope we're not in for a big let down after we hit the 1000 mark.
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LoneWolf 06:02 AM 04-30-2021
Happy Friday, CP! I've had my morning cup of coffee, beautiful double-tapered poop, and I ran 5 miles on the treadmill. Looking forward to a great day of work till noon and then 18 holes of golf. Hope everyone has a great day and a good start to their weekend.
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BigRedChief 06:27 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by crayzkirk:
Sorry to see him go; enjoyed lurking in the DC threads.

What happened to the beautiful women pics?
The golfer?

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RealSNR 06:27 AM 04-30-2021
The mods could solve this thing pretty fucking quickly.

Just swap out the draft thread title for this one. People will post in this thread for the draft stuff tonight, and we'll reach the 1000 posts by the end of the night.

And when we reach 1000, just swap the titles back the way they were.

TAKE THAT AND YOUR STUPID GAMES, PATTEEU!
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Loneiguana 06:41 AM 04-30-2021
Who knew paid russian trolls would let others know they got another assignment.
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ChiliConCarnage 06:50 AM 04-30-2021
I feel like nothing is going to happen at 1000 posts. Would be a pretty good troll job
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