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patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
Originally Posted by :
Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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Rain Man 07:10 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Katipan:
Have you been to Bishops Castle?
I have not. Is that where she lives?
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Easy 6 07:12 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by DaFace:
I feel like we should have a political debate or something in pat's honor. That would kick the post rate up a notch. :-)
Is that a wink and nod pass for getting political in the lounge?

Yeah?

Ok, here goes... TRUMP!

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Katipan 07:14 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
I have not. Is that where she lives?
Oh you need to go. Built by a fascinating man who Iím sure is a 2nd or 3rd cousin of hers.

Itís by CO Springs. Seriously amazing plot of land in the forest.
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DaFace 07:16 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Easy 6:
Is that a wink and nod pass for getting political in the lounge?

Yeah?

Ok, here goes... TRUMP!

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Eh, I hope people will keep it lighthearted, but I have trouble punishing people for political posts in a thread about the guy who hated the banning of political posts.
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BigRedChief 07:16 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Frazod:
Dick Cheney was a terrible shot. :-)
how do you shoot your friend in the face without it being an accidental discharge
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Rain Man 07:17 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Easy 6:
Is that a wink and nod pass for getting political in the lounge?

Yeah?

Ok, here goes... TRUMP!

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To keep it civil, maybe we should limit it to pre-1840 politics. Are you a John Quincy Adams fan or a Henry Clay fan?
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BigRedChief 07:19 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Easy 6:
Is that a wink and nod pass for getting political in the lounge?

Yeah?

Ok, here goes... TRUMP!

...
Trump? Is that some sort of card game?
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Rain Man 07:19 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Katipan:
Oh you need to go. Built by a fascinating man who Iím sure is a 2nd or 3rd cousin of hers.

Itís by CO Springs. Seriously amazing plot of land in the forest.
I like castles. I want to see more of them than I have.
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Jewish Rabbi Part Deux 07:20 PM 04-29-2021
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Katipan 07:21 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
I like castles. I want to see more of them than I have.
It has a fire breathing dragon.
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Chiefspants 07:28 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Frazod:
Dick Cheney was a terrible shot. :-)
Obama refused to be President of all 57 states.
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Frazod 07:32 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
how do you shoot your friend in the face without it being an accidental discharge
Shit happens. :-)
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mlyonsd 07:34 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Easy 6:
I reeeaaallly hate this, patteeu... HATE IT

But whats almost even worse is all the needless mystery and 1000 post mandate required for people to know wtf is going on... please re-think your decisions here and just level with everyone

You've never been overly dramatic, so why start now?
LOL he's always been pretty stubborn on his positions. I don't think this will help that.
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Jewish Rabbi Part Deux 07:35 PM 04-29-2021
Almost to 300
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Pablo 07:36 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
Trump? Is that some sort of card game?
It's a house of cards I believe.
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