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patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
Originally Posted by :
Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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Raiderhater 12:40 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by InChiefsHeaven:
I think 1000 posts is a bit of a reach Pat. Hate to see ya go. God Bless.
He probably thinks so too and is why he set that mark. Is he in for a surprise.
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Bearcat 12:41 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Kman34:
FYP
Aww shit, that's perfect. :-)
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Hammock Parties 12:42 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by InChiefsHeaven:
I think 1000 posts is a bit of a reach Pat. Hate to see ya go. God Bless.

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George Brett Statue 12:59 PM 04-29-2021
Adding another post to the count
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ptlyon 01:00 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by TLO:
Adding another post to the count
Hey, me too
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RickObie 01:06 PM 04-29-2021
Bye...
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KCUnited 01:07 PM 04-29-2021
Spotted at Best Buy in Lenexa purchasing an air fryer
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ChiTown 01:15 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by KCUnited:
Spotted at Best Buy in Lenexa purchasing an air fryer
:-)
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srvy 01:26 PM 04-29-2021
Patteeu is a smart honorable man and was always nice to me. He has a knack for debating the opposite side making his points and not sinking to namecalling.

I admire him for that I choose another path. The Irish blood in me burns so I choose differently. I choose to call a turd a turd and not attempt to polish it.

Good luck Pat you will be missed by many here. I hope the rumors of poor health are just that. Hope you change mind after a rest period and come back.
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fan4ever 01:33 PM 04-29-2021
Maybe he came to the conclusion that in the many years he posted in DC he never changed a mind despite thousands of posts. That's an experience everyone else in DC shares.
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T-post Tom 01:36 PM 04-29-2021
Well always have Paris. :-)
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scho63 01:41 PM 04-29-2021
Maybe after more than 110,000 posts he just wondered where the last 19 years of his left went and realized he has things in life to accomplish.
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BIG_DADDY 01:49 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by srvy:
Patteeu is a smart honorable man and was always nice to me. He has a knack for debating the opposite side making his points and not sinking to namecalling.

I admire him for that I choose another path. The Irish blood in me burns so I choose differently. I choose to call a turd a turd and not attempt to polish it.

Good luck Pat you will be missed by many here. I hope the rumors of poor health are just that. Hope you change mind after a restpice and come back.
Pretty spot on. Wish you the best Pat.
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vailpass 01:51 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
:-)
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BryanBusby 01:56 PM 04-29-2021
Oh, well that's a shame. To celebrate, here's a list of my favorite posts from patteeu:
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