Fewer calories in the can, amiright?
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No, I have never gotten down on any butthole... but was able to talk the ex-wife into it one time :-)

You can divorce me, treat me like a bum, and badmouth me to the kids... but you can NEVER un-lick my butthole!
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:-) :-) :-)
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Hey! I licked a chick's ass for the first time last month!
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Are you truly licking a chicks ass if during cunnilingus you get a little wet and wild and your tongue slips into her asshole a few times? :-)
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Certainly a question for the ages.
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of...an asshole?
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1 or 2 and it's just a slip of the tongue

3 to 4 probes of the tongue and it's accidental.

5 to 7 licks and you are close to liking it more than you admit.

8 or more tongue lashings and you are now fully chowing ass like a pro! :-)
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Update: my wife and I are back together. Can't wait to eat that ass like a cupcake.
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Pics or GTFO...
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I've eaten ass a couple times. "Eating" it is a misnomer. You're really just licking around the b-hole.
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You lived?
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No negative side effects, as far as I'm aware.

I might have some form of hepatitis though.
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Yeah , cleaning up all the smeared shit stains from the last dump wiping.

I'll bet you lick the rim of toilets in public bathrooms.

Fucking sick I tell ya
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What about ecoli?
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