Claythan now looking to get into modeling? OMFG Awesome find. - Page 4

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer:
The comments!
The comments!

I have tears streaming down my cheeks from laughing so hard.

Thanks Aridouche for Finally contributing to the planet.

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:-)

Little doubt this will be in the CP Hall Of Classics.
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The_Real_Shaq even commented that is truly amazing!
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Grannie - 6/27/2009report misuse#28
Ever since I saw you running on our golf course, I haven't been able to get you out of my mind...I can't wait for you to use your wedge in my sand trap!
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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer:
Grannie - 6/27/2009report misuse#28
Ever since I saw you running on our golf course, I haven't been able to get you out of my mind...I can't wait for you to use your wedge in my sand trap!

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Cross thread, cross SITE humor ftw!
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Ever since I saw you running on our golf course, I haven't been able to get you out of my mind...I can't wait for you to use your wedge in my sand trap!

:-)~~ I don't know who said that, but awesome.
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OMG, I am gonna pass out from laughing so hard.
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You fuckers are wrong, god bless you.
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Some of those comments are fucking hilarious!
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Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus:
Some of those comments are ****ing hilarious!

agreed:-):-)
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Originally Posted by SportsRacer:
Posted by: Twinkles McCoy

A few months ago, Clayton asked me out on a date. I accepted (of course) and he picked me up from the Tit Hut after my shift. I'll never forget how instantly wet I became when I saw him in the parking lot, leaning on his DeLorean and wearing a black long-sleeve T-shirt featuring pictures of of not one, not two, but FOUR wolves. "Get the fuck in the car, bitch!" he growled like a sexy something-or-other. I buckled in and asked where we were going. "Pussytown. Population: My fat dick," he purred. And before I could even ask if we were having dinner first, he crammed his ginormous dong so far up my babychute that the tip was partially dissolved by my stomach acid when he pulled out. "Not again!" he bellowed. He turned to me and said "Thanks for the poon. Now get the fuck out." He stole my purse, pushed me out of the car and sped away with Steely Dan blaring. Now I'm more pregnant than once thought possible. I only hope my baby inherits the irresistible sexiness of its father.

He truly is BORN TO ROAM.

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Yo??!
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How we doin??!
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Originally Posted by :
Site Administrator - 6/27/2009
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I'm sorry, but your profile will now be removed from our website and casting call.

Our initial Google search discovered you are embarrassed by your penis size and secretly get your brother to have sex with your girlfriend.

We apologize for the misunderstanding.

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Richard Simmons - 6/27/2009

Ewwwwwwww Nice! Whap Whap Whap Whap

FAIL

It's FAP FAP FAP FAP, dumbass.
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