I wonder if this guy has any advice about dealing with tsetse flies the size of eagles.
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You can't deal with the Flamenco Dancers of Death because they're protected by the Guacamole Act of 1919.

Great reference.
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Return fire. The end.
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Yeah, listen to this guy folks, he's an expert of it. Hell, he took out his refrigerator for god sakes.
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Well, to be fair, that refrigerator was a real cunt
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How the hell is this thread not in DC yet?
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It's not even close to that.
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I hate you fuckers. :-)
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Our job is done here, Dane. :-)
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:-):-):-)
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I honestly think I'm just going to play dead. How often has shooter shot people laying on the ground?

I feel like I can hold my breath pretty well.
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If the shooter is a grizzly bear you're golden.
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Funny thing is that he talks about that. Often times the shooter will shoot again to make sure you're dead.
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"All this machine does is eat change, vend, and crush drunk frat guys trying to get free Zagnut bars."







"You're gonna need a less wrinkly dollar."
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The ONLY thing to know? Why not more than one thing? Seems like a complex and spontaneous issue that might require knowing more than one thing.
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