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Simply Red 10:06 PM 11-16-2014
Just wondering how your BM's are going. Please let us know if you're having any complications, please share - also indicate any and all clean-breakers too.

Lately I've had the poo balls that look like they were put in a turd mold and vacuum packed to the final turd shape..

I bought some Raisin Bran tonight - so I'm looking forward to the relief and thorough poos in the days to come.

Please share any updated poop stories for 11/2014

Thank you in advance.
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Simply Red 11:57 PM 11-16-2014
thanks guys.
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stumppy 11:59 PM 11-16-2014
I feel like I got something backed up inside me that's coming out dry and sideways.
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nstygma 01:22 AM 11-17-2014
Originally Posted by ghak99:
There's a pretty good reason why they don't eat with the left hand.
very very interesting. the water is the substitute for toilet paper. i think these will answer suzzer's questions very very well.

http://mumbaiontheslowlocal.blogspot...ariations.html


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suzzer99 01:28 AM 11-17-2014
Ugh. So they poor the water down their ass crack from behind and use their hands to clean the poo? I'm never going to look at anyone's left hand the same.

No wonder I've had gurgle-butt the whole time over here. There's no way to prepare food with one hand. :barf:
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Baby Lee 01:31 AM 11-17-2014
Originally Posted by stumppy:
I feel like I got something backed up inside me that's coming out dry and sideways.
You probably need to twerk on that.


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J Diddy 01:50 AM 11-17-2014
Not really. Had a good one tonight (so I thought) where it started out with great girth, length, and consistency. Imagine my surprise when at the end it sort of fizzled out into liquid. I thought it looked like a tail...a dolphin tail.


What's bad about it is at that exact moment I hear a loud screeching voice yelling "MAUGA!"

It was then that I knew I had been lured back to the rape dolphin's lair.
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Bufkin 02:37 AM 11-17-2014
Hi SR. Long morning yesterday. I had diarrhea in the shower before the game. I had to mooch the dookie chunks into the drain. Then it backed up and there was shitwater in the tub.

So I had to get the plunger out. I fixed it but now it stinks in there. I sprayed lysol. Didn't help. Now it just smells like sweaty disco abortion.
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Simply Red 08:54 AM 11-17-2014
Originally Posted by Bufkin:
Hi SR. Long morning yesterday. I had diarrhea in the shower before the game. I had to mooch the dookie chunks into the drain. Then it backed up and there was shitwater in the tub.

So I had to get the plunger out. I fixed it but now it stinks in there. I sprayed lysol. Didn't help. Now it just smells like sweaty disco abortion.
Nice work bud.
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BucEyedPea 08:56 AM 11-17-2014
I knew you guys were full of shit.
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ChiTown 08:56 AM 11-17-2014
Headed to the shitter right now. Had a 24oz dark roast coffee that is exacting it's revenge on my bowels. BRB with pics..........
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Coochie liquor 09:05 AM 11-17-2014
Corn
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TLO 09:08 AM 11-17-2014
Originally Posted by BucEyedPea:
Girls don't poop.
Amen.
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Molitoth 09:14 AM 11-17-2014

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Simply Red 09:14 AM 11-17-2014
Originally Posted by Coochie liquor:
Corn
Nice work!
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ChiTown 09:17 AM 11-17-2014
Originally Posted by ChiTown:
Headed to the shitter right now. Had a 24oz dark roast coffee that is exacting it's revenge on my bowels. BRB with pics..........
Mud. No pics. Sparing CP of the carnage..........
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