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Hammock Parties 12:33 PM 05-21-2021
https://www.theilluminerdi.com/2021/...5gsE-j2lqNlXGk

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Plot and character details have still been kept tightly under wraps, until now. The Illuminerdi can exclusively reveal the roles of Mads Mikkelsen and Shaunette Renée Wilson. And on top of that, when the next installment of the Indiana Jones franchise will take place.

According to our sources, Mads Mikkelsen will be playing the villain in this new installment of Indiana Jones. His character is described to us as a Nazi scientist enlisted into NASA by the United States government to work on the space agency’s moon landing initiative.

Shaunette Renee Wilson will be playing Mads Mikkelsen’s villain’s CIA handler responsible for “babysitting” the Nazi scientist turned NASA recruit. There will also be a female villain, “an evil and brutal killer” who will work with Mads Mikkelsen’s character. According to our sources, Scarlett Johansson actually passed on this role previously.

Mads Mikkelsen’s character’s description not only reveals that he will be the villain of Indiana Jones 5, but when the franchise’s next installment will be taking place.

The next Indiana Jones adventure would logically be set during the 1960s space race. NASA’s Apollo 11 landed on the moon in 1969, so it wouldn’t be a shock for the film to be set later in the 1960s, especially since the fourth Indiana Jones film was set in 1957. And in classic Indiana Jones fashion it looks like our hat wearing, whip wielding, archeologist will have another chance to punch some Nazis, with Mikkelsen’s villain being a former scientist for Hitler’s Reich.

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Sassy Squatch 04:46 PM 06-27-2023
Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare:
If this doesn't break 900 million, it'll be the end of "woke " blockbusters.
Eventually there's going to have to be a serious course correction on how much these movies cost to make and promote. This isn't even a shot at 'wokeness' or whatever, constantly having to hit near a billion to break even, much less make significant profit just isn't sustainable long term.
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Mr. Plow 07:34 AM 06-28-2023
Originally Posted by Sure-Oz:
65% ok maybe I'll go see it. Curious of the audience score
This isn't one I'll see in a theater regardless. Has nothing to do with the movie itself, I honestly don't think I've been to a theater to see a movie since End Game and just no desire to go. Costs me & the family $100 minimum to go to a movie and I don't want to waste the money on a bad movie so I just wait for them to come out for streaming.

For me, if I'm iffy on a movie I look to the audience score verse the critics score.
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Hammock Parties 07:35 AM 06-28-2023
absolutely crazy of you not to go see this in a theater

john williams is going to sound like shit on your tiny soundbar
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Mr. Plow 07:54 AM 06-28-2023
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
absolutely crazy of you not to go see this in a theater

john williams is going to sound like shit on your tiny soundbar
It's a projector with a sound system, but I get your point. Venmo me $100 and I'll go see it.
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Hammock Parties 08:03 AM 06-28-2023
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow:
It's a projector with a sound system, but I get your point. Venmo me $100 and I'll go see it.
I'm seeing it for $10 you whiner lmao
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Mr. Plow 08:11 AM 06-28-2023
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
I'm seeing it for $10 you whiner lmao
$10 x 5 = $50; popcorn, candy, pops = $50. I'll buy my own beers.
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Hammock Parties 08:16 AM 06-28-2023
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow:
$10 x 5 = $50; popcorn, candy, pops = $50. I'll buy my own beers.
how about you just go yourself and tell the kids to pound sand :-)

you don't HAVE to buy food, either

jesus
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Mr. Plow 08:19 AM 06-28-2023
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
how about you just go yourself and tell the kids to pound sand :-)

you don't HAVE to buy food, either

jesus
Who watches a movie with no popcorn/snacks?

My point still stands..... I'm not wasting $100 on a movie that MIGHT be good.
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Hammock Parties 08:28 AM 06-28-2023
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow:
Who watches a movie with no popcorn/snacks?

My point still stands..... I'm not wasting $100 on a movie that MIGHT be good.
Objectively speaking, it is good. 2/3 of people gave it positive reviews.

It's super easy to sit still and truly appreciate a movie without constantly shoveling shit in your face. Try it!
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Enid Borden 09:05 AM 06-28-2023
Originally Posted by Cheater5:
This will be forgotten schlop in under 60 days, buried in the queue next to ‘The Librarian’ franchise of milquetoast adventure movies. Its’ cinematic tombstone will have one word; Irrelevant, which is arguably worse than Crystal Skull’s which reads— Unnecessary.

Lucasfilm’s dignity is in the freaking gutter.
So bad it'll be buried with Melissa McCarthy movies all featuring the same typecast, snarky character?

That's pretty seriously bad.

Does George still own Lucasfilm because I don't think he ever had much dignity.
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Hammock Parties 09:08 AM 06-28-2023
Ya'll complaining about a snarky female? Strong independent woman who don't need no man?


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DJ's left nut 09:25 AM 06-28-2023
Originally Posted by Superturtle:
Eventually there's going to have to be a serious course correction on how much these movies cost to make and promote. This isn't even a shot at 'wokeness' or whatever, constantly having to hit near a billion to break even, much less make significant profit just isn't sustainable long term.
Yeah, $300 million is just insane. And when they spend that much on production, you can bet their marketing budget will be something NEAR that on its own.

For reference, Raiders cost about $60 million when era adjusted. Is there any chance at all that this movie is better than Raiders? If not, why the hell should it cost 5 TIMES as much to make?

I mean you have live action Disney remakes costing $250 million+

This is completely untenable.
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Tribal Warfare 09:26 AM 06-28-2023
Originally Posted by Enid Borden:
So bad it'll be buried with Melissa McCarthy movies all featuring the same typecast, snarky character?

That's pretty seriously bad.

Does George still own Lucasfilm because I don't think he ever had much dignity.
It's Disney owns it, and that's another reason this will underperform
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DJ's left nut 09:30 AM 06-28-2023
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
Ya'll complaining about a snarky female? Strong independent woman who don't need no man?

As I said earlier - I'd have LOVED to see Marion in a major role here being all Ravenwoodey and what not.

I don't need some snot-nosed brat that's 40 years Indy's junior stealing his thunder.

Karen Allen had about 40 minutes of screen time in a roughly 2 hour movie. If early reviews are to be believed, THIS movie is essentially a Phoebe Waller Bridge vehicle that's used to tie up an Indiana Jones loose end. And by most accounts, the most enjoyable part of the movie is the first 20 minutes that don't have her in it.

Marion is such a badass character. And yes, a 'strong, independent woman' - but she's a worthy foil/ally of Indy's; a legitimate peer. She's not his fucking wetnurse and the smartest character in the room every time she's on screen.
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Hammock Parties 09:37 AM 06-28-2023
:-) you haven't even seen the movie

all of the reviews say how great harrison ford is in this, with PWB serving as second fiddle, NOT the other way around

you guys are actively TRYING to hate this movie instead of just letting it be

hell, one of the reviews said OLD PEOPLE will enjoy it more
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