If you're taking an opioid/opiate painkiller, that's definitely a potential source of your problem.
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No shit?
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Yes, absolutely.

Opium-derived painkillers cause constipation for just about everybody that takes them. It's one of the top 2 or 3 most common side effects. I never mentioned it before because I figured you already knew that.
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Yeah those pain killers will clog you up. Especially them percocets.
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What's an indian bean? Sounds racist.
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Looks the same going in as coming out...


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No shit at all
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When I had knee surgery I didn't crap for 5 days and they wouldn't let me out of the hospital untll I did. I finally crapped a baseball size turd and it hurt like hell!
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You should go get your colon cleansed.

They put a hose in your butt, spray all up in it, and then it shoots out like a chocolate fountain (but into a hose, I think).
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"I think "

lol
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Negative, negative. Just impacted on the surface.


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Got some pressure building...
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C'mon, shit fucker. I have to teach a class in 30 minutes and I don't want to have to keep pulling up ChiefsPlanet on the big screen during the class.
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:-)
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