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Looking to up your dicksuckery game?
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Well, I was more interested in hearing how she likes it if you really must know. Maybe pick up a few pointers along the way, perhaps. Mer seems to be a girl that has, how shall we say, "certain things in life figured out".

Wait a minute - Am I being sexually harassed? Do I need to contact HR?
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you're right let's stop bumping this. Oops.
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Fans can post in this thread if they want
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I'm looking for my livestock masturbation thread as we speak !
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Bump.
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:-)
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Best argument for bumping this thread as often as possible.
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Rats. I was going to start a Rusty Trombone and Hot Carl thread today....
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Let me make out with your butthole bury my tongue so deep inside, of the tight little tunnel where are your poopies hide. French kiss between your cheeks like I'm all hopped up on x, I just wanna lick your butthole I don't want to have sex. Analingus for me please as I penetrate with my tongue, you just took a bath so it doesn't smell like dung. Some people lickity split but I lickety crack, truffle butter on my taste buds my face buried in your ass.
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Package of bologna works for me. Split the crack and don't look back.
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We had a 'country' dude in law school who made a crack about warm beef liver in a Mason jar. Cracked everyone up.
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Decided on bacon wrapped meatloaf for dinner.
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How are you still single?...
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