Listen, I know some members of the greatest website on the world wide net (http://www.chiefsplanet.com) think the sky is falling this season. Certain members think that this team won't sniff the playoffs, that Andy Reid is a horrible head football coach, or that the Earth is only 45 years old. There is only one thing I can say to those members.
YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG!!!
The Kansas City Chiefs (from Kansas City, Missouri), are going to get this shit back on track TODAY!!! This isn't a bitch ass team that changes its name to please the PC police, this is a team with PATRICK MOTHER FUCKING MAHOMES II as its quarterback (the player who gets the ball from the center at the start of the play)!!!! This is a team with a literal FUCKING CHEETAH lined up at wide receiver!!! And there is another receiver that is a literal BAG OF MARIJUANIS, ready to smoke those pieces of shit in Washington DC!!!
I personally guarantee that the Kansas City Chiefs will win this football matchup against the Washington Football Team. I am so confident in this fact that the mods have agreed to ban JakeF from posting on www.chiefsplanet.com if there is a single point scored in this game!!!
In the wise words of Billay "Titty Meat" Blumpkin -
Back to .500 after this game and then no more L's for the rest of the season as long as we keep having a Jew start the thread. Ever since the holocaust Jews don't lose. [Reply]
Chiefs know they need more speed on the field on defense. That will mean more Juan Thornhill at safety and possibly more Nick Bolton and Willie Gay together at linebacker.
Originally Posted by RollChiefsRoll:
X-FACTOR IS GONNA BE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So many questions. Can the Chiefs get him for stalking? Can they get an order of protection against him? Is there that much money in Meath dealing? Dude lives like a rock star. I wonder how much he has in his 401k? [Reply]
Chiefs know they need more speed on the field on defense. That will mean more Juan Thornhill at safety and possibly more Nick Bolton and Willie Gay together at linebacker.
Originally Posted by MTG#10:
Back to .500 after this game and then no more L's for the rest of the season as long as we keep having a Jew start the thread. Ever since the holocaust Jews don't lose.
