I've been considering doing this for a while, so here goes. A thread to discuss anyone & anything relating to the show.
They keep a pretty tight lid on all images & apparently stay after youtube as well, so those kinds of things might be a 'lil hard to come by, but oh well.
Pretty much everyone here seems to be a fan of it on some level, so it might be kinda fun.
Its as close to Cant Miss Television as there is for me. [Reply]
"Ladies and gentlman..... [insert celeb name here]!!!!"
Crowd applauses wildly. Star humbly waves and smiles.
Crowd dies down.
Celeb: I'm so happy to be here, hosting for my FIRST TIME!
Crowd applauses wildly. Star humbly waves and smiles.
Crowd dies down.
Celeb: Most of you know me from [whatever].
Crowd applauses wildly. Star humbly waves and smiles.
Crowd dies down.
Celeb: And soon I'll be in [whatever], coming soon!
Crowd applauses wildly. Star humbly waves and smiles.
Crowd dies down.
Celeb: But first I wanted to say...
Random SNL cast member (CM) runs on the stage, interrupting.
CM: ...Celeb! Celeb!
Audience cheers for whatever reason.
Celeb: [hands on hips] CM! [looking straight ahead to the camera as s/he speaks to CM] I'm trying to do my monologue!!1
CM: [looking straight ahead as well] I know, but I have an unfunny premise that involves some kind of idol worship of your personality that robs you of any chance to be interesting in your monologue.
Celeb: Well... okay. Go ahead.
CM: You know how you're gorgeous/handsome/crazy/married to another celeb?
Celeb: [acting pleasant but confused] Sure.
CM: Well wouldn't it be clever if I pretended to have that quality?
Celeb: [wanting him to do that] I don't want you to do that at all!
CM: Here goes! LA LA LA LA LA.
Celeb: Oh my goodness! Collective Soul is here, ladies and gentleman! We'll be right back!
Audience cheers at a volume far disproportionate to how uncreative the "skit" they just witnessed was. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Direckshun:
"Ladies and gentlman..... [insert celeb name here]!!!!"
Crowd applauses wildly. Star humbly waves and smiles.
Crowd dies down.
Celeb: I'm so happy to be here, hosting for my FIRST TIME!
Crowd applauses wildly. Star humbly waves and smiles.
Crowd dies down.
Celeb: Most of you know me from [whatever].
Crowd applauses wildly. Star humbly waves and smiles.
Crowd dies down.
Celeb: And soon I'll be in [whatever], coming soon!
Crowd applauses wildly. Star humbly waves and smiles.
Crowd dies down.
Celeb: But first I wanted to say...
Random SNL cast member (CM) runs on the stage, interrupting.
CM: ...Celeb! Celeb!
Audience cheers for whatever reason.
Celeb: [hands on hips] CM! [looking straight ahead to the camera as s/he speaks to CM] I'm trying to do my monologue!!1
CM: [looking straight ahead as well] I know, but I have an unfunny premise that involves some kind of idol worship of your personality that robs you of any chance to be interesting in your monologue.
Celeb: Well... okay. Go ahead.
CM: You know how you're gorgeous/handsome/crazy/married to another celeb?
Celeb: [acting pleasant but confused] Sure.
CM: Well wouldn't it be clever if I pretended to have that quality?
Celeb: [wanting him to do that] I don't want you to do that at all!
CM: Here goes! LA LA LA LA LA.
Celeb: Oh my goodness! Collective Soul is here, ladies and gentleman! We'll be right back!
Audience cheers at a volume far disproportionate to how uncreative the "skit" they just witnessed was.
Originally Posted by Direckshun:
When was the last time the monologue didn't?
Oh c'mon now, theres plenty of cool monologues..."Connery" coming out to needle Pierce Brosnan, the John Heder mono with the characters from Napoleon Dynamite, Ferrells return...theres too many to mention.
I started in on Grandpas cough medicine way too early yesterday & barely made it past "Seductive Dog", which was great. I'll have to catch it later this summer. [Reply]
