Did you have the God damned common courtesy to give it a reach-around?
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I did not. But that probably would have been a nice gesture
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selfish!
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Are you gay?
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nope
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You just had anal sex with a male. At the very least, you are off to a smashing start.
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Oprah just offered him a reality tv series, President Obama called to offer his congratulations, and Goodell just suspended 4 posters here for derogatory comments.
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Don't deny that it gave you a semi.
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Duh....
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Did his stubble scratch your nut sack?
Did you kiss this man at any time, with tongue?
Will you be telling your grandchildren that you once played tummy sticks?
Did you lick his ass?
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no stubble

yes, yes i did :-)

fuuuuck no

nope
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Did you wear a condom?
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yep
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Well, at least you don't have to have the "I raw dogged a man" conversation with your future wife/husband someday.
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