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Hall of Classics>Iím leaving forever.
patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
Originally Posted by :
Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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Donger 02:48 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by LiveSteam:
Yes. Enjoy.


https://youtu.be/2etqIDEWapI
How terrible. Sounds like two trash trucks colliding while running over a herd of cats.
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Bearcat 02:51 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Detoxing:
Because reasons.
Yeah?
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Hank Hill 02:53 PM 04-30-2021
0000
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Hank Hill 02:53 PM 04-30-2021
66555
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Easy 6 02:53 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Donger:
How terrible. Sounds like two trash trucks colliding while running over a herd of cats.
Randy Rhoads never sounded like any of those things :-)
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Donger 02:54 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Easy 6:
Randy Rhoads never sounded like any of those things :-)
Who is Randy Rhoads?
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Deberg_1990 02:55 PM 04-30-2021
America is full of systemic racism. Make America great again!
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luv 02:57 PM 04-30-2021
Oh....we could always turn this into a DC thread and move it there. There are tons of threads there full of posts about nothing. They'd probably never even notice. :-)
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Detoxing 02:58 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Bearcat:
Yeah?
Jesus christ what is this a fucking interrogation?

Quit bustin' my balls, man.
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Prison Bitch 03:02 PM 04-30-2021
This son of a bat is gonna get to 1,000 isn’t he?
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seclark 03:03 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Prison Bitch:
This son of a bat is gonna get to 1,000 isnít he?
looks like it
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Deberg_1990 03:04 PM 04-30-2021
Defund the police!!
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LiveSteam 03:08 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Donger:
Who is Randy Rhoads?
A classical musician 1st and lead guitarist
for Ozzy 2nd ,before his tragic death in a airplane.
Many say the best to ever play the guitar.
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Detoxing 03:08 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by LiveSteam:
Many say the best to ever play the guitar.
Yeah well those people are wankers.
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LiveSteam 03:10 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Detoxing:
Yeah well those people are wankers.
Wham fan are you?
Maybe Duran Durans your thing.
Thats cool. My little sister loves them both.
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