Misc Springfield Megachurch Pastor Claims Prayer Regenerated Toes

I'll note that this guy previously said yoga was Satanic and lives/lived in a country club mansion.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...s/11527845002/
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Weren't you the dude who went to Belize with your fake gf?
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I don't Belize him.
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Jesus: "Fuck kids with cancer, I want that lady to look good in sandals."
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I Belize in the power of prayer.
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Originally Posted by LoneWolf:
I don't Belize him.

Originally Posted by Titty Meat:
Weren't you the dude who went to Belize with your fake gf?

You had to know this was coming man. But, you've definitely gotten some mileage out of the whole Belize thing, I'll give you that much.
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Is the pastor a salamander?
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Originally Posted by Titty Meat:
Weren't you the dude who faked going to Belize and posted pictures from Google images in an attempt to convince people you had a gf?

FYP
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Originally Posted by AdolfOliverBush:
Jesus: "**** kids with cancer, I want that lady to look good in sandals."

Troll.
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Originally Posted by MarkDavis'Haircut:
Troll.

Jesus freak.
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Originally Posted by raybec 4:
You had to know this was coming man. But, you've definitely gotten some mileage out of the whole Belize thing, I'll give you that much.

Along these lines I have a question for you Cave:

When people have this reaction do you say to yourself "Ok, I had that coming." Or do you think "Fuck those guys! They can't prove I didn't go to Belize!" ?
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Originally Posted by LoneWolf:
FYP

You’re a self admitted old guy yelling at kids and their Tik Tok’s and social media fame.

For you to represent you know how IP tracing works and that my pics were fake is laughable.
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Originally Posted by raybec 4:
Along these lines I have a question for you Cave:

When people have this reaction do you say to yourself "Ok, I had that coming." Or do you think "**** those guys! They can't prove I didn't go to Belize!" ?

Anyone who wants to bet, lemme know.

If I provide receipts from the resort to a mod of my choice, you dumbfucks get 3 month bans

If I’m lying, I get a 1 year ban.

Who’s in??
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Hey at least these guys swing for the fences.

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The services were part of the church's "Week of Power," which included services by guest pastors Bill Johnson and Randy Clark. Johnson is a pastor for Bethel Church of Redding, California, which was in the news in 2019 for attempting to resurrect the two-year-old daughter of congregants.

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