Not a football player, but I remember a baseball player named God Shamgod
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How about Chubba Purdy?

The Chargers have a backup named Easton Stick.
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Oh shit man, I got you!

You really don't know?!?!?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
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Browning Nagle.
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I like booty in general.
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Not quarterback but a Bears HOF defensive player Dick Buttkiss
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This is one moment Kokain Mothershed, senior quarterback, will never forget. During Mothershed's sophomore year, he did almost that exact play on the fourth play of the game for the Northeastern Oklahoma A&M Golden Norsemen. He had already thrown two touchdowns that day and was heading for a third.
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When I was in my post grad years of college we rented a two story house. Three people on top floor and three on the bottom floor. One of the guys that lived in the house was an ex Marine recon dude named "Jimmy Queer".

Doesn't quiet stack up with "General Booty" in terms of coolness but it does make one want to wonder why someone would willingly go down the family tree starting life with the surname of "queer".

Maybe they were using the 'A Boy Named Sue' by Johnny Cash philosophy.
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General Booty doctor.
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Dude was born to be a gynecologist.
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hope this kid makes it, the NFL needs a QB named General Booty
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Don't you mean a Proctologists?
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It is a debatable topic. They're in pretty close proximity and I've heard "that's the wrong one" more than once.
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My theory. You have a better chance at being a franchise QB with a solid name. No weird shit. Only big Ben has really fucked it up. Brady, mahomes, Montana, manning. You're. Farve, Rodgers.
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You ever wonder what makes a man a proctologist, or af oot doctor. Its a disgunting living youre signing up for. I wonder about them. My theory is they were the top student at every level until they came up against a real surgeon. And they were like, "fuck me I can still be the best at something", so they specialized in buttholes and feet. Gifted men to be sure, but not surgeons.
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