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The Franchise 10:23 AM 04-28-2022
We'll probably move around a lot more but I'm only projecting one trade up right now.

Chiefs trade #29, #103 and a 2023 4th round pick to the Patriots for pick #21
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1 (21) - George Karlaftis, DE, Purdue - Day one starter at DE. Obviously has a higher floor and a lower ceiling but I think if you maximize his potential....he's an 8-10 sack per year SDE.

1 (30) - Kyler Gordon, CB, Washington - He's a perfect fit for what Spags wants his CBs to be. I think he'll surprise everyone and start from day 1. Gordon and Fenton on the outside with Snead in the slot.

2 (50) - Travis Jones, DT, UConn
2 (62) - Jalen Tolbert, WR, South Alabama
3 (94) - Josh Williams, CB, Fayetville State
4 (121) - JT Woods, S, Baylor
4 (135) - Erik Ezukanma, WR, Texas Tech
7 (234) - James Houston IV, LB/DE, Jackson State
7 (243) - Gerrit Prince, TE, UAB
7 (251) - Ryan Van Dermark, OT, UConn
7 (260) - Shermari Jones, RB, Coastal Carolina

Karlaftis is your starter at DE with Houston being a chess piece that you can move around. I think we still sign that veteran DE after the draft to round out that defensive end group.
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DJ's left nut 10:53 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by O.city:
No, very happy.

Clearly I'm the miserable one here. Some of you guys are too wound up. Take a breath, masturbate maybe. I dunno what your thing is.
Cool.

You should still get her fake cans. They're awesome. It's like breastfeeding boobs that aren't sensitive all the time and won't squirt you in the eye if you make a wrong move.
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The Franchise 10:54 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
I'm again concerned that someone has misspelled Calvin Austin.

Losing 103 stings a bit because I'd be FLOORED if McCollum is there in that spot and the Chiefs don't take him. I mean he is just a letter perfect fit for Veach.

Without 103, I wouldn't be surprised if they took him instead of Williams at 94. In fact, I'm pretty sure I'd be surprised if they didn't.
McCollum and Williams are 1A and 1B at this point for me.
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staylor26 10:54 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
Just get her fake cans.

They turn that knob back up to 11, brah...
Noted.

Mine is 8 years younger than me, so her appetite is still insatiable.
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O.city 10:55 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
Cool.

You should still get her fake cans. They're awesome. It's like breastfeeding boobs that aren't sensitive all the time and won't squirt you in the eye if you make a wrong move.
It's on the schedule, gotta get the youngest a little over for the recovery period. She still likes to be held.
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DJ's left nut 10:55 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by The Franchise:
McCollum and Williams are 1A and 1B at this point for me.
I'm not entirely convinced I have a strong preference.

I just think that Veach will.
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O.city 10:55 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by staylor26:
Notes.

Mine is 8 years younger than me, so her appetite is still insatiable.
Dont' let her overeat
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DJ's left nut 10:55 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by staylor26:
Notes.

Mine is 8 years younger than me, so her appetite is still insatiable.
What?

So, like....14?
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DJ's left nut 10:56 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by O.city:
Dont' let her overeat
You marry the ass. You buy the tits.

Anything else is a rookie move.
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staylor26 10:56 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by O.city:
No, very happy.

Clearly I'm the miserable one here. Some of you guys are too wound up. Take a breath, masturbate maybe. I dunno what your thing is.
Dude, if you’re going to dish it out, learn to take it! I’m just giving you shit too. It’s all love.
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staylor26 10:57 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
What?

So, like....14?
:-)

She’s 25.
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O.city 10:58 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
You marry the ass. You buy the tits.

Anything else is a rookie move.
I married the organizer and life partner.

Get the tits and ass elsewhere.

Get with the program
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O.city 10:58 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by staylor26:
:-)

She’s 25.
Sure my man.
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staylor26 10:58 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by O.city:
Dont' let her overeat
Luckily one of the positives of social media is that younger women almost all work out these days.
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staylor26 10:59 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by O.city:
Sure my man.
Math is hard.
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OnTheWarpath15 10:59 AM 04-28-2022
This thread is about 3 posts away from re-starting the Mock Porn Star Draft from like 2016.
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