Man, is nowhere safe to eat anymore? I guess if you're going to be put away for trafficing kiddie porn, taking a piss in a milkshake is no big deal. BTW: I'd like to hear James Earl Jones read this story out loud:
A child porn investigation took another disgusting turn when Vancouver police officers found a video of a man peeing in milkshake mix at an Arby’s restaurant, Washington authorities reported.
The man, a night manager at the restaurant, told police he urinated in the milkshake mix for sexual gratification at least twice, Vancouver police said in a news release.
Police found no indication that Arby’s or other employees were aware of the incidents.
“The alleged actions of the former franchised employee are abhorrent and unacceptable,” an Arby’s spokesperson said in a statement to KTTV. “We have taken immediate action with the franchise group who terminated the former employee and is fully cooperating with the authorities in their investigation.”
Investigators are seeking anyone who bought a milkshake at the 221 NE 104th Ave. restaurant on Oct. 30 or Oct. 31, the release said.
They ask that anyone with a receipt or verified transaction information contact detective Robert Givens at robert.givens@cityofvancouver.us.
Another Arby’s manager told police the restaurant sold at least one ice cream float and 30 to 40 milkshakes Oct. 30, The Columbian reported.
Detectives in a child porn investigation contacted the man May 10, the release said. He admitted downloading and distributing child pornography, police said.
A search of his phone and other digital devices uncovered “dozens of photos and videos depicting the sexual exploitation of children,” the release said.
The search also uncovered a video of the man urinating in milkshake mix containers, police said.
The man faces charges of possessing and distributing child pornography and assault, the release said. Detectives are still investigating his digital devices.
Vancouver is a city of 195,000 people just north of Portland, [Reply]
Originally Posted by Frazod:
One of my buddies jerked off in the ice cream of a lieutenant on my ship when he was assigned to the wardroom.
Dude definitely deserved it, though.
See, I just lack the concentration to complete something like that. I mean, do you have a porn mag to look at, or do you just close your eyes and think about some chick while you wack it up into a sundae cup?
Props to him, I guess
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Originally Posted by Frazod:
One of my buddies jerked off in the ice cream of a lieutenant on my ship when he was assigned to the wardroom.
Dude definitely deserved it, though.
I dunno man, I've always had a problem with that kind of thing. I mean, it's not like he "got" the guy, if he never knew he did it, plus...it's just fucking gross man. [Reply]
Nothing new. There was a Winchell's or Duncan Donuts manager that was busted for jacking off in the donut batter. He said he hated his job and demanding customers. It was his "pay back." [Reply]
Originally Posted by InChiefsHeaven:
I dunno man, I've always had a problem with that kind of thing. I mean, it's not like he "got" the guy, if he never knew he did it, plus...it's just fucking gross man.
Definitely not something I'd personally due, but like I said, the guy he did it to was a gigantic fucking douche - a little power mad prick who used his rank to shit all over everybody. Easily one of the worst officers I ever encountered, and that's saying something.
Originally Posted by seclark:
See, I just lack the concentration to complete something like that. I mean, do you have a porn mag to look at, or do you just close your eyes and think about some chick while you wack it up into a sundae cup?
Props to him, I guess
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The guy who did it was absolutely insane. I obviously didn't see it happen (eww) but have no problem believing he did it. [Reply]
