Captain's Log, Stardate 2019.11.1

The Coltan invasion has reached our doorstep. Admiral Reid has ordered the USS Arrowhead to intercept. We are armed with a full complement of Mahomon Torpedoes.

I don't believe in the no-win scenario.

May the wind be at our backs. pic.twitter.com/rrWRYYPwQq

— Captain Patkirk (@NCC1507) January 11, 2019

[Reply]

They may show up happy but they won't be leaving that way.
[Reply]

What a joke. Absolutely zero regards to Colts fake schedule or Chiefs defense playing the best offenses and on the road.
[Reply]

I honestly think if you reverse the schedules, their D would be near the bottom and ours would be middle of the pack.
[Reply]

^ is anyone in the media going to address the Colts long DNP list? Do they think they can sit around all week and just jump into the game effectively?

The Colts are not playing the Jets- they are playing the #1 Offense in the NFL.
[Reply]

Somebody needs to tell Irsay that alcohol leads to hypothermia.
[Reply]

Legion of Blue- kind of like Legion of Boom but much gayer.
[Reply]

Doing my part to get 1000. GO CHIEFS!!! Lets kick these fuckers in the throat and feed them their own ass. I want some payback for what I witnesses live in 2013.
[Reply]

Someone needs to tell Irsay it's not that kind of "snow".
[Reply]

He takes too many oxies to feel cold.
[Reply]

If this thread gets to 1,000 posts, we're going to win.
[Reply]

If "fast" Kelce is back tomorrow, we're going to win.
[Reply]

Closing in on 24 hours until the ass whooping of the Colts
[Reply]

On this eve of Patrick Mahomes, someone artsy needs to write a neat little poem or limerick
[Reply]

Chiefs are red
Colts are blue
Hey Indianapolis,
FUCK YOU!
[Reply]