Originally Posted by DJBILL:
***** UPDATE *****
Before I actually get to the latest update in the DeHop sweepstakes … I would like to take a few moments to offer this tidbit from my heart.
Ever since I weighed in on this subject with my first post on page 40 of this thread … I have personally read each and every one of your response to the information that I have provided you here. Some of you were supportive and believers … some of you offered insightful comments that I learned only last night … were damn close to what is really happening at One Arrowhead Drive. More on that later.
Then we have the non-believers and the Haters on here. I got to thinking how we could possibly convince them that I am NOT full of **** and that I have been reporting the truth as it was told to me.
I realize that with less than 100 posts many of you don’t know me on here … you’ve never met me … and you're not sure that am I who I say I am.
So I came up with an idea that might work.
I’m a BIG fan of Tanner’s at 143rd and Metcalf … and I go there 2-3 times a week for tacos and beer.
WHAT IF …. I posted on here 24 hours ahead of time that I was going to be there and invite everyone from CP who would like to meet me … to please come by and have a beer?
You could then see that I AM indeed … OLD … and that I AM … a real person just like you … that I am NOT … related to Clay … nor am I his father (but I would like to meet Clay someday) … and that I AM TRULY ONE ... of the following …
A. The disgusting drag queen from the Google Fiber commercial on YouTube.
B. A former Federal Judge with a long and distinguished career.
C. Gracie Hunt’s “Sugar Daddy” (with benefits) and racy pictures to share.
D. A former decorated Police Officer who rose to the Rank of Chief of Police.
E. The founder and creator of PornHub.
Once my identity has been firmly established and verified by all … I would then share with all of you the things I DO know (past and present) that I don’t dare share on this website.
We will then all drink until closing time … and then begin a group caravan to my home some 12 minutes away. Once there … everyone will get out of their cars and relive themselves on my driveway. Liquid only please.
Once everyone arrives ... we will march over to my next door neighbor’s house as a group and ring his doorbell. If he answers we will than demand that he reiterate everything he has told me so far so you each can hear it for yourselves.
If he refuses to answer the door … or refuses to reiterate the facts and goes back inside we will then … as a group ….
1. Continue to drink and party on his porch and front lawn making as much noise as possible.
2. Teepee his yard … house … and trees
3. Relive ourselves numerous times all about his property (the people who have to poop can use the toilet paper scattered about).
4. Play Gary Glitter’s “Rock and Roll Part II” on my 1980’s Sony boom box at 120db while chanting in his yard and doing the Chief’s chop.
All of this will continue until he either comes out and meets our demands for information … or till the Police are called.
If the Police are NOT called … those of us still able to stand and function at 7:00 am when he leaves for work … will approach him as he gets into his car to leave AND GET the answers you need to convince you that this guy is real.
I don’t know what else to do. So let me know in the comments what you guys think. If I plan this … Will you show up?
In closing let me say this …
To the supporters and believers of my posts … I sincerely would like to thank each and every one of you.
To the HATERS and NON-BELIEVERS of my posts … You are now dismissed from this thread and may return to your duties on Epstein Island.
Oh and … for the people who believe that this thread needs 1500 posts to get DeHop … this post should get us real close with the replies.
I can’t wait to see the bombs bursting in mid air on this one.
And the REAL UPDATE will be posted sometime before midnight tonight. It’s rather lengthy,
It will also be full of details and answer many questions.
Until then …
WORST UPDATE EVER CLAY
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Bill, Draft Kings is offering $200 instant cash for a $5 initial bet and +330 payout if D-hop joins the Chiefs as his next team. That's $50 to win $677, please DM me if I should pull the trigger, or not?
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Originally Posted by DJBILL:
Yes
DJ = District Judge?
A) Yes
B) No
C) I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you
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Originally Posted by Couch-Potato:
I hope so! If we feed him the ball he's definitely capable of it!
717/9=79.6666667yds per game
79.7x17=1,355yds for the season
And that’s with three of the worst deep ball passers in the league, two of whom wouldn’t start for any team in the league.
Imagine how much that would be inflated if a real QB was throwing it to him.
And the targets thing is extremely misleading. Yeah, he got a lot of targets. But look at who’s throwing the ball. Ryan Fitzpatrick, Tom Savage, Brian Hoyer were his first 3 QBs. And he went over 1,000 yds with each of them anyway. Of course he got a lot of targets. Those guys all struggled with accuracy.
Hell, Watson and Kyler weren’t that much better in the accuracy department. Last season Kyler was the worst deep ball passer in the league and just 19th overall. And yet in spite of having three of the least accurate passers throwing to him, DHop still only dropped 3 passes?
As a chief with Mahomes throwing to him 100 times,
the floor is 1,300 yards.
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