I'll grudgingly link cnn to support journalism even though they fill their page with ads and noise.
The short version is that over 300,000 people have signed up for an event on Facebook to storm Area 51 so they can see what's inside. I suspect that most will be killed, eaten, or cast off into alternate universes, but I'm hoping that a few will make it back out to share their findings.
Originally Posted by WhiteWhale:
Very well, where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament...
My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
Something more practical would be if they all brought drones and flew them all in at once. Maybe some could then hide for a day or so and sneak in the buildings later. Out of 300,000 drones surely some would make it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by mr. tegu:
Something more practical would be if they all brought drones and flew them all in at once. Maybe some could then hide for a day or so and sneak in the buildings later. Out of 300,000 drones surely some would make it.
Those miniature drones that look like bugs. Of course dragonflies would be suspicious in the desert. [Reply]
