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Nzoner's Game Room>What is your best life advice?
TLO 07:09 PM 05-27-2023
I'm sure we'll get a mix bag of things here, but I'm interested that if you knew you'd be passing away soon, what life advice would you give someone if you asked?
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Jewish Rabbi 02:45 PM 05-28-2023
Originally Posted by Saulbadguy:
Austin 3:16
Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass
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chefs fan in omaha 02:56 PM 05-28-2023
If it floats, flyís or fucks, your better to be a renter
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Jewish Rabbi 03:04 PM 05-28-2023
Originally Posted by chefs fan in omaha:
If it floats, flyís or fucks, your better to be a renter
How much for me to borrow your Fleshlight
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TrebMaxx 03:17 PM 05-28-2023
There has been some really great sage advice given in this thread. I will add just a couple that I haven't seen listed or just missed the post on these.

For younger folks. If you get a job that includes benefits for for a 401K with matching employer contributions - do it.

For marriage - Never go to bed mad with your spouse. Agree to disagree, work it out best you can.
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Chief Ten Beers 03:18 PM 05-28-2023
Always begin to feel "ill" at work and make sure everyone knows it... before calling off sick the next day

Never do today, what can be put off until tomorrow

When in doubt, just wing it
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Chiefshrink 03:23 PM 05-28-2023
Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi:
Where does cussing out the mods of Chiefsplanet fit into Jesus Christís plan?
It doesn't.:-)

Matt 5:39

39 But I say, do not resist an evil person! If someone slaps you on the right cheek, offer the other cheek also.:-)
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Chief Ten Beers 03:26 PM 05-28-2023
Always weave a little bit, that way all the other cars will stay away from you
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Chief Ten Beers 03:31 PM 05-28-2023
If your sink is full of dirty dishes, put some clean dishes in the draining rack... now it looks like you're working on it
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Zebedee DuBois 03:35 PM 05-28-2023
Originally Posted by TrebMaxx:
There has been some really great sage advice given in this thread. I will add just a couple that I haven't seen listed or just missed the post on these.

For younger folks. If you get a job that includes benefits for for a 401K with matching employer contributions - do it.

For marriage - Never go to bed mad with your spouse. Agree to disagree, work it out best you can.
About the best financial advice I've seen on this board.
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Chief Ten Beers 03:39 PM 05-28-2023
Never date a girl who pays her rent with ones
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Pablo 03:39 PM 05-28-2023
Keep your whiskey and your house neat.

Every piece of ass you pass up is one you'll want back.
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Chief Ten Beers 03:43 PM 05-28-2023
Before going through resumes, always throw the top half in the trash... you don't want to hire unlucky people
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Prison Bitch 03:59 PM 05-28-2023
Wife once advised me “happy wife happy life”

I advised her not to say that again and she didn’t.
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Chief Ten Beers 04:15 PM 05-28-2023
The best way to get rid of a sunburn, is by taking the hottest shower possible
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DenverChief 04:16 PM 05-28-2023

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