Life What is your best life advice? - Page 10

I'm sure we'll get a mix bag of things here, but I'm interested that if you knew you'd be passing away soon, what life advice would you give someone if you asked?
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Do what you want, whenever you want to do it. If you can't, you've already messed up.

Never be indebted to someone else.

I am first.

Never steal, never borrow, never hurt anyone. Do what you say. Say what you do.
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Can’t get a bitch pregnant with anal
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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi:
Lmao I forgot about that fuckin pos car

billay complete made that up, dude :-)

you guys are so gullible
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Originally Posted by Talisman:
In marriage, arguments are a given. You are going to get in these tug of war fights. Some advice I was given recently was drop the rope. Even when you"win" an argument with your spouse, you've lost.

I see people get so damn defensive over stuff and I wish more people realized there are at least a few people in your world who aren't ever out to get you, aren't ever looking to hurt your feelings, or doing something on purpose to piss you off, etc..... and there are also a whole hell of a lot of people who are innocently asking you that question or providing some instruction/advice, etc.
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Originally Posted by stumppy:
My wife tried to pull that same shit on me. I said how'd you like to not see me for awhile. About a week later swelling went down enough in that right eye where she could see me again.

Well said
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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch:
Well said

:-)

That was funny as hell back in the 80's. Hell, even 10-15 yrs ago.
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I've had 100% success with asking my waiter for a to go cup for my partially finished alcoholic beverage.
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Hard work does not guarantee success, but you can guarantee that you won’t be successful without it.
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1. The Lord loves a workin man
2. Don't trust whitey
3. See a doctor and get rid of it (std's)

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Originally Posted by Buddy Rich:
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Bro.

https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/show...2&postcount=81

But yours was done better! :-)
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Originally Posted by ptlyon:
Bro.

https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/show...2&postcount=81

But yours was done better! :-)

Oops...

I did look quickly through a lot of responses and couldn't believe someone hadn't posted this sage advice.

I just watched the whole thing again for the first time in forever. So good.

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Originally Posted by Buddy Rich:
Oops...

No worries bro.

"I'm not going to miss the money, I'm gonna miss all the stuff"
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Fuck bitches, make money, don't have kids.
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Originally Posted by Tylerthigpen!1!:
I'd still be in the faith if christians actually did this.

This reads like a copout.

Let's not pretend d that you never failed in your daily walk.
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