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Nzoner's Game Room>Trying to get drunk…..
cabletech94 07:21 PM 05-22-2022
……before my flight to Joplin.

Have 2 hours before my flight home. Spent the weekend with the wife and kid in Chicago.
I left the two at the gate “to go get food”. 2 bud light draws as the bar was closing. Haven’t slammed 2 beers while walking the concourse in forever.
Wife is pissed, kid “smells beer”.

This may have just turned into an AMA.

AM I IN TROUBLE?
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Hog's Gone Fishin 08:00 PM 05-22-2022
Originally Posted by cabletech94:
I fuggin love you guys…..

Ohare, yes. Im now middle aged with a special needs kiddo ( who outweighs me by 150 pounds ) who hates seeing me drink dude to a family friends’ poor choices.
Next time I’ll plan better.

Just peed, blew my breath out at the wife AND SHES PIIIIIISED!! wish me luck friends!!
You're awesome ! Keep updating.
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loochy 08:10 PM 05-22-2022
Originally Posted by cabletech94:
Just peed, blew my breath out at the wife AND SHES PIIIIIISED!! wish me luck friends!!
Not as pissed as she'll be once you tell her "know your role and shut your damn mouth"
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Simply Red 08:19 PM 05-22-2022
hello
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backinblack 08:22 PM 05-22-2022
unless you are like 12 I don’t think you can get drunk off two Bud Lights.
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Fish 08:38 PM 05-22-2022
I recommend the Greenlight Medical Marijuana Dispensary on 7th St.....
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J Diddy 08:42 PM 05-22-2022
Originally Posted by Fish:
I recommend the Greenlight Medical Marijuana Dispensary on 7th St.....
That’s where I get mine. Cheapest in town.
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Rain Man 08:42 PM 05-22-2022
If you need to throw up on the plane, be polite and open the door first. Let the flight attendants know first, though.
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Iowanian 08:45 PM 05-22-2022
If she’s already mad, may I be so bold as to suggest you invite her to join the mile high club?
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lewdog 08:51 PM 05-22-2022
No reason not to order a few on the plane now either. It's your vacation too dammit!
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Rasputin 08:57 PM 05-22-2022
Are you in trouble? Yes

However

when you get home to bed PIIHB and she won't be mad about the drinking anymore.
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wazu 08:57 PM 05-22-2022
Originally Posted by lewdog:
No reason not to order a few on the plane now either. It's your vacation too dammit!
Been awhile since I flew, but didn't airlines ban all snacks and alcohol after COVID?
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Coochie liquor 09:00 PM 05-22-2022
Originally Posted by J Diddy:
That’s where I get mine. Cheapest in town.
How cheap you talking? I will likely die before I ever step foot back in Chicago. But comparing my prices here in Florida to yours!
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Halfcan 09:01 PM 05-22-2022
Why would your wife get mad because you drank a couple of beers?
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srvy 09:02 PM 05-22-2022
Originally Posted by Fish:
I recommend the Greenlight Medical Marijuana Dispensary on 7th St.....
I was making a trip down Vivion Rd to a taco truck that has been sitting in a strip mall near me and saw a new sign up on a storefront Terrapin Care Station. Well curious when I got home I did a search to see what it was hoping for a new restaurant. Nope cannabis store coming soon.
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Rainbarrel 09:15 PM 05-22-2022
"How's my ass taste?" Is considered a pick up line now
Date night!
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