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royr17 07:27 PM 02-20-2005
Ok lets start here.

I need some help with some things i need to know on gettin married, the do's, the dont's, the things you need to know about that.

I see you guys here some are married some arent so the ones that know stuff i need to know let me know about it.

So what are the things i should know about it, cause i dont wanna wait my whole life to get married, i actually wanna be married before i turn 26 which is 6 years from now.

But I wanna get started early in startin a family, so what are the do's and dont's in marriage ???
The Bad Guy 09:59 PM 02-20-2005
Originally Posted by Chico Diablo:
You're just caught up in an infatuation, III. Take a couple more months to spend every minute with her; sleep with her every night (maybe even pull the twin beds apart for a few days at a time every once in a while); literally take notes on every time you two fight; study those notes; think in great detail about what it would be like to go through that for 10 years EXCEPT every week for that 10 years, the relationship will deteriorate as much as it did in those couple of months; and then get back to us at the end of that couple months...you won't even want to hear the word "marriage".
Take notes? If one of my friends took notes on his relationship I would punch him in his face.
FloridaChief 09:59 PM 02-20-2005
Originally Posted by KcMizzou:
How long can you study : "Holy shit.. this bitch has gone and lost her mind!"
Six-and-a-half minutes, IIRC...
KcMizzou 10:00 PM 02-20-2005
Originally Posted by FloridaChief:
Six-and-a-half minutes, IIRC...
:-)

Sounds about right.
Hammock Parties 10:00 PM 02-20-2005
Originally Posted by The Bad Guy:
Take notes? If one of my friends took notes on his relationship I would punch him in his face.
Like he would tell you....

"Hey, Tom, wanna see my notes on last night's fight with Marcy over where I've been for three hours?"
Bowser 10:01 PM 02-20-2005
And am I the only one to catch Iowanian's stroy of some poor schlub in Alaska getting his wang chopped off, flushed down the crapper, floating in the turd infested sewer, fished out, and then re-attached?

:-)
The Bad Guy 10:01 PM 02-20-2005
Originally Posted by Chico Diablo:
You've had what, 6 more years than I have? You've accomplished less than I have...just pack your things and move to a different thread, gochiefs.
This is such a cripple fight that Jimmy and Timmy from South Park would laugh.
Bowser 10:02 PM 02-20-2005
Originally Posted by The Bad Guy:
This is such a cripple fight that Jimmy and Timmy from South Park would laugh.
:-) :-)
Slayer Diablo 10:04 PM 02-20-2005
Originally Posted by KcMizzou:
How long can you study : "Holy shit.. this bitch has gone and lost her mind!"
I meant more of:

"Feb. 22, 2005 -- got in a quick fight over last night.
Feb. 25, 2005 -- got in a fight because she thought I was too close.
March 1, 2005 -- got in a fight because she thought I was too distant.
March 2, 2005 -- I don't know what we were fighting about...god, I need a drink.
March 15, 2005 -- First time in a while...fought because I apparently have a 'drinking problem'.
...."

Of course that "Holy shit...this bitch has gone and lost her mind!" conclusion will arise, but I thought it best for him to figure it out on his own.
Iowanian 10:05 PM 02-20-2005
*Iowanian doesn't speak teenage internet

TennHottyDPLuvr: u azhole
IIIdogNite: Whatchu talk bout, sweetness
TennHottyDPLuvr: I see'd ur cheifplanet talk
IIIdogNite: I tell my friends everthing
TennHottyDPLuvr:you didn't tell them about axidently put it in my dirty place did you
IIIdogNite:not yet,it wasn't fudgy or anything tho
TennHottyDPLuvr:thats fine, I'm comin live with you
TennHottyDPLuvr: when rich scanlon come over fer dp?
IIIdogNite: Dp? I don't even like nachos.
TennHottyDPLuvr: you luv me tho, next time I bring my tool box of luv.
IIIdogNite: want to get mareyd?
TennHottyDPLuvr:ok luvr, we both hab herpe now anyways
IIIdogNite: Lets have baby live with my dad
TennHottyDPLuvr: ok, you such a sweet talkr
IIIdogNite: you go tell Chiefplanet how I make good sweetlov down by fire.
KcMizzou 10:09 PM 02-20-2005
IIIdogNite... that's awesome. :-)
Bowser 10:12 PM 02-20-2005
TennHottyDPLuvr? :-)

Damn you, let me spread some rep..........
Hammock Parties 10:12 PM 02-20-2005
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Iowanian again.
FloridaChief 10:13 PM 02-20-2005
Originally Posted by :
IIIdogNite: Lets have baby live with my dad
Wanna bet RoyII's not sweating this very thing right now?
Slayer Diablo 10:14 PM 02-20-2005
Originally Posted by FloridaChief:
Wanna bet RoyII's not sweating this very thing right now?
The whole reason we haven't seen him on here yet is cause he probably had a heartattack just think'n about RoyIV.
Iowanian 10:16 PM 02-20-2005
IIIdogNite: hey sweet bebe schmoopy
TennHottyDPLuvr: I saw the rest of what you put on chiefplanet
IIIdogNite: wasn't me
TennHottyDPLuvr:Yes it was
IIIdogNite: ok but i was just telling 2 guys
TennHottyDPLuvr:its on the internet, everyone can see it
IIIdogNite: they won't tell anyone
TennHottyDPLuvr: I can't believe you told them about my medically engineered female genitals
IIIdogNite: i just axed wat a secks change wuz
TennHottyDPLuvr: and you had 5 other girlfriends at the same time?
IIIdogNite: I didn't meen to ask if its sposed ta smell like fish
TennHottyDPLuvr: well I'm upset......you send big dolla flowers
IIIdogNite: Daddylions don't come out til summer
TennHottyDPLuvr: No More Good thing for you until you pologize
IIIdogNite: Iowanian told me tell you "Spare rod, spoil Broad"
TennHottyDPLuvr: It doesn't happen to every guy, size Does matter, and yes finishing too quick IS a big deal
TennHottyDPLuvr: Aunt Flo late this month 48 days. You get bill in mail.
TennHottyDPLuvr: Don't come down this weekend.........I have big dayt with new inernet boyfrined Skinsbra....He know how talk romans wif lady

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