Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%

My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%

I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%

I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%

I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%

Haven't got one since 2013. Before that I got a partial blowie twice in 2012. Before that a handful of times in 2010.
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You need to level up your talking to chicks skill tree.
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I've tapped out for the next two years with the now ended conversation with a Tinder chick.

Because Discuss Thrower
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Did you ruin it by being a morose weirdo?
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If by that you mean not be the most exciting person to ever walk the face of the planet, sure.

That's the thing with Tinder et al as dude. You're competing against a ton of other dudes for attention, and if there's really nothing to differentiate yourself from the others then you're toast.

At the end of the day it was just nice to message someone for a bit.
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Hold on. You're abandoning talking to chicks for 2 years because a Tinder convo went bad??
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Nah. I began that nine months ago. I kept up messaging the Tinder chick because she started it and was curious to see how far I could go before I'd stop getting replies.
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Whenever I want. Why do you think I got married?
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Married? Is that what they're calling rib resection these days?
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This guy gets it.

If your wife/gf/significant other isn't giving up the oral sex then you fucked up.
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exactly
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You want a ring on it? I do too! /points downward
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This is true.
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Where's the grape gatorade option?
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