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salame 11:00 PM 08-01-2013

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Rasputin 10:02 AM 08-03-2013
Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN:
Scott Ian from Anthrax?

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mdchiefsfan 10:06 AM 08-03-2013
Originally Posted by salame:

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Pasta Little Brioni 11:57 AM 08-03-2013
Pawnmower?
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lewdog 11:59 AM 08-03-2013
A slightly lighter version of Buck with more facial hair?
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MoreLemonPledge 02:06 PM 08-03-2013

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Demonpenz 03:14 PM 08-03-2013
Bald Head-Goatee-Rap music is missing The C infront of it-Toby Keith Album-Girlfriend is fucking some other guy, but he takes him back-In a Union because they can't make over 10 dollars on their own-Hates Illegal Mexicans but accepts the Russian girls with no papers down at Bazookas-Had a American Sports car-but sold it after he knocked up his high school sweetheart-Family members are constantly dying of cancer and Heart Disease because of poor diet, alcohol, and smoking. Bleeds Red for the chiefs because he felt good about himself for exactly 2 hours back in the 90's.-Expected lifespan 54 years old.
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Bugeater 04:04 PM 08-03-2013
Originally Posted by Demonpenz:
Bald Head-Goatee-Rap music is missing The C infront of it-Toby Keith Album-Girlfriend is fucking some other guy, but he takes him back-In a Union because they can't make over 10 dollars on their own-Hates Illegal Mexicans but accepts the Russian girls with no papers down at Bazookas-Had a American Sports car-but sold it after he knocked up his high school sweetheart-Family members are constantly dying of cancer and Heart Disease because of poor diet, alcohol, and smoking. Bleeds Red for the chiefs because he felt good about himself for exactly 2 hours back in the 90's.-Expected lifespan 54 years old.
Awesome, I have 9 more years! Let's fucking party!
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MOhillbilly 04:07 PM 08-03-2013
Jesus fuckin pube face
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salame 02:42 AM 08-04-2013
best thread on the forum
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MoreLemonPledge 03:10 AM 08-04-2013
Oh shit.

http://www.thechicagodope.com/2010/0...-longer-scary/

Study finds tattoos, shaved heads, goatees no longer intimidating

According to a recently published study, shaved heads, goatees, and tattoos, once worn almost exclusively by bikers, bouncers, prisoners and pirates are no longer as frightening or intimidating as they once were.

This finding comes out of the Violence Prevention Foundation, an educational organization that studies the impact of violence on American culture. The report shows that while these characteristics have historically instilled a sense of fear or dread in the populace, they have since been relegated to mere fashion accessories.

“Long gone are the days where you run into a man in a bar, who has most or all of these indicators, and expect to be robbed and pounded into a coma,” said Sheila Saunders, director of the foundation. “Now, he could very well be an accountant, or in marketing, maybe even your hair stylist.

No longer will such an individual necessarily take an aggressive stance with you either, according to the study. Now there is overwhelming evidence that he might very well shrink away to avoid any confrontation.

“It really is an astounding shift in behavior that we are really only now starting to understand,” Saunders said.

In years past, a clean bald head was often brandished by a ruffian, a gang-banger, or say, a gladiator. It comes as no surprise that the public would want to avoid such a character. In fact, the foundation had only recently updated its brochures and counseling guidelines which previously recommended staying clear of these people at all costs.

Now, explains Saunders, the fashion fad of shaving one’s head, for example, is one of the most common styles that men choose when their hair begins to thin out. “It really is the 21st century version of the comb-over,” she said with a chuckle.

What are commonly called “goatees” are actually a variation of the Van Dyke, a distinction that is brought up all the time, but one that no one seems to care about anymore.

“They were invariably worn by musketeers, in common depictions of the Devil, and popular with early 20th century magicians,” Saunders said. “We often associate this style of facial hair with alternate universe counterparts of ourselves or evil twins. . .that and eye patches for some reason.”

The research indicates that now goatees are worn by almost a third of all 30-45 year-old men as an ineffective way to draw attention from a receding hairline.

Now that these once frightening characteristics are no longer good indicators of ferocity, the Foundation instead recommends that you visually inspect to see if the man standing in front of you is wielding some sort of weapon, such as a knife or a gun.

“We now recommend you should avoid that sort of person,” Saunders warns.
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mdchiefsfan 03:32 AM 08-04-2013
Originally Posted by MoreLemonPledge:

Now that these once frightening characteristics are no longer good indicators of ferocity, the Foundation instead recommends that you visually inspect to see if the man standing in front of you is wielding some sort of weapon, such as a knife or a gun.

“We now recommend you should avoid that sort of person,” Saunders warns.
:-)

No Fucking shit!
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WhiteWhale 09:00 AM 08-04-2013
Originally Posted by MoreLemonPledge:
Oh shit.

http://www.thechicagodope.com/2010/0...-longer-scary/

Study finds tattoos, shaved heads, goatees no longer intimidating

According to a recently published study, shaved heads, goatees, and tattoos, once worn almost exclusively by bikers, bouncers, prisoners and pirates are no longer as frightening or intimidating as they once were.

This finding comes out of the Violence Prevention Foundation, an educational organization that studies the impact of violence on American culture. The report shows that while these characteristics have historically instilled a sense of fear or dread in the populace, they have since been relegated to mere fashion accessories.

“Long gone are the days where you run into a man in a bar, who has most or all of these indicators, and expect to be robbed and pounded into a coma,” said Sheila Saunders, director of the foundation. “Now, he could very well be an accountant, or in marketing, maybe even your hair stylist.

No longer will such an individual necessarily take an aggressive stance with you either, according to the study. Now there is overwhelming evidence that he might very well shrink away to avoid any confrontation.

“It really is an astounding shift in behavior that we are really only now starting to understand,” Saunders said.

In years past, a clean bald head was often brandished by a ruffian, a gang-banger, or say, a gladiator. It comes as no surprise that the public would want to avoid such a character. In fact, the foundation had only recently updated its brochures and counseling guidelines which previously recommended staying clear of these people at all costs.

Now, explains Saunders, the fashion fad of shaving one’s head, for example, is one of the most common styles that men choose when their hair begins to thin out. “It really is the 21st century version of the comb-over,” she said with a chuckle.

What are commonly called “goatees” are actually a variation of the Van Dyke, a distinction that is brought up all the time, but one that no one seems to care about anymore.

“They were invariably worn by musketeers, in common depictions of the Devil, and popular with early 20th century magicians,” Saunders said. “We often associate this style of facial hair with alternate universe counterparts of ourselves or evil twins. . .that and eye patches for some reason.”

The research indicates that now goatees are worn by almost a third of all 30-45 year-old men as an ineffective way to draw attention from a receding hairline.

Now that these once frightening characteristics are no longer good indicators of ferocity, the Foundation instead recommends that you visually inspect to see if the man standing in front of you is wielding some sort of weapon, such as a knife or a gun.

“We now recommend you should avoid that sort of person,” Saunders warns.
Tattoos are about as edgy as barney the dinosaur.
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Pasta Little Brioni 09:03 AM 08-04-2013
Originally Posted by WhiteWhale:
Tattoos are about as edgy as barney the dinosaur. Every spoiled brat gets one on their 18th birthday, and they do it because it's trendy.
They are lame as fuck. But, but, but the expression!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Saccopoo 09:07 AM 08-04-2013
Originally Posted by PGM:
They are lame as ****. But, but, but the expression!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's going to be a hell of an expression when they are a big, purple blob in 30 years.
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WhiteWhale 09:08 AM 08-04-2013
Originally Posted by PGM:
They are lame as ****. But, but, but the expression!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's not that they're lame, it's just a trend.

I am the only one of my friends who doesn't have a tattoo. I don't have a problem with it.

I just think it's funny that so many people still think they're being rebellious by doing what everyone else does. That's conforming, not rebelling.
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