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I have hair and a non-Jewish nose but other than that... it's close.
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nope full head of wavy hair, for hot redheads to run their fingers through while telling me how big I am ( my fourth of july kicked ass, except for room service, fuck room service), semi shaven face
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No.
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Well... I also have two eyes, a nose, a bunch of teeth and at least one ear so there are those similarities. But no, not really.
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i'm not going to lie - it's the best thread on the front page.
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Similar to my mug shot.
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No, I can't say I've ever glued pubes to my face. I take it you passed out and some friends gorilla masked you?
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Is that a Camaro?
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Sweet Pubes Brah!
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Fucking Skinheads
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this.
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Is salame blueballs?
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