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Hall of Classics>Im leaving forever.
patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
Originally Posted by :
Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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Deberg_1990 06:23 PM 04-30-2021
Raising Cains is my fave chicken currently
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mlyonsd 06:26 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Frazod:
Seems like everybody's trying to copy it. Haven't tried that one yet.
I'm like you and have to drive 40 miles for a Popeyes so I've been checking them out. McD's is junk.
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Baby Lee 06:27 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by LiveSteam:
Yes. Enjoy.


https://youtu.be/2etqIDEWapI
Reminds me, sucked and sucked HARD when they cancelled Strange Angel.
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Frazod 06:28 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Deberg_1990:
Raising Cains is my fave chicken currently
Went there once. Much like Chick-Fil-A, it's good, but it ain't Popeyes.

Ironically, the local Popeyes, Chick-Fil-A and Raising Cain are all within 200 yards of each other. And there's a KFC maybe half a mile up the street.
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Baby Lee 06:38 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Deberg_1990:
Whats your go to fast food for chicken?
Still can't get into fast-food chicken. Few foods have such a drop off in quality so fast, when it goes from hot and tasty to cold and greasy in like a minute.

But all of them have the best sides, compared to fries and pies at hamburger joints.
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Prison Bitch 06:38 PM 04-30-2021
Loved chick fil a until their ceo washed the feet of a rapper to atone for his sins
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Baby Lee 06:41 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Baby Lee:
Still can't get into fast-food chicken. Few foods have such a drop off in quality so fast, when it goes from hot and tasty to cold and greasy in like a minute.

But all of them have the best sides, compared to fries and pies at hamburger joints.
If I'm having chicken, I'm going to Southern for cluckin' hot Nashville style. That shit is life-changing. But they cook everything for fresh consumption, so they've been closed since Sept.

https://www.stlsouthern.com/
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Deberg_1990 06:41 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Prison Bitch:
Loved chick fil a until their ceo washed the feet of a rapper to atone for his sins
What sins did he commit?
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Rain Man 06:44 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Deberg_1990:
What sins did he commit?
Apparently you're not a chicken or you wouldn't have to ask that.
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GloryDayz 06:58 PM 04-30-2021
~3/4s of the way there. Woot.
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fan4ever 07:00 PM 04-30-2021
OK, one more.
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LiveSteam 07:05 PM 04-30-2021
One of the best OLD SCHOOL rock songs EVER

https://youtu.be/JLZIMUYdtrU
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Raiderhader 07:35 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by LiveSteam:
One of the best OLD SCHOOL rock songs EVER

https://youtu.be/JLZIMUYdtrU

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Raiderhader 07:44 PM 04-30-2021
Autobiography In Five Short Chapters

By Portia Nelson

Chapter 1

I walk down the street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk
I fall in.
I am lost ... I am helpless.
It isn't my fault.
It takes me forever to find a way out.
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Raiderhader 07:45 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Raiderhader:
Autobiography In Five Short Chapters

By Portia Nelson

Chapter 1

I walk down the street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk
I fall in.
I am lost ... I am helpless.
It isn't my fault.
It takes me forever to find a way out.

Chapter 2

I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I pretend I don't see it.
I fall in again.
I can't believe I am in the same place
but, it isn't my fault.
It still takes a long time to get out.
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