Originally Posted by : Originally posted by Robert_Dole After the ex took off with Bob Dole's Rottie, Bob Dole wanted something a little more portable.
How could you not love that face?
Portable my butt......:-):-) That little shit won't let anyone near it but the Senator......Hum, tell you anything......:-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by : Originally posted by tommykat Portable my butt......:-):-) That little shit won't let anyone near it but the Senator......Hum, tell you anything......:-)
What the hell are you trying to say? There's not a person here that's been within 5 miles of Bob Dole's dogs. [Reply]
"Old guy: "Good...good. Has anyone mention that we has a prospective new minister coming in to visit this weekend?"
I regret not reading Bob Doles story sooner....very funny. Just wondering if anyone questioned why someone would want a new minister, that would be swayed by their physical surroundings rather than swayed by the needs of others?
Thought of this scripture since it seems to apply to Bob Doles story.
"Of what benefit is it, my brothers, if a certain one says he has faith but he does not have works? That faith cannot save him, can it? If a brother or a sister is in a naked state and lacking the food sufficient for the day, yet a certain one of YOU says to them: "Go in peace, keep warm and well fed," but you do not give them the necessities for their body, of what benefit is it? Thus, too, faith, if it does not have works, is dead in itself."-James 2:14-17
PS. Interesting, one of my best friends who's name is also "Bob", raises those little street rats too. Still cant figure out what the attraction is about them. :-) [Reply]
FWIW, I would have already killed all of the grass and installed astroturf...
If I were your neighbor, I wouldn't be nearly as worried about the length of your yard grass as I would be about the fact that you raise mutant cats disguised as dogs...
Originally Posted by : Originally posted by Mark M Of course, having met the Senator made it even funnier.
That adds to the humor for me as well.
Sorry to hear about your lawn equipment, Bob. I just received a letter in the mail last week form my neighborhood association. They said that if i didn't mow my yard, they would have it done and bill me. Two things that piss me off about the letter...
1. No one on my street is as anal about their lawn as me. I put a lot of time and money into my yard. It isn't my fault that the two houses on each side of mine mow their yard too often and too short. It makes mine look tall, when it is actually the correct length.
2. On the top of the letter it said "FINAL NOTICE". That was the first and only letter they have ever sent me.
I was forced to pull out a copy of the neighborhood rules and regulations. I now have a list of all my neighbor's violations, just in case the association tries to stir up more shit on me. [Reply]
Originally Posted by : Originally posted by 47mack Sorry to hear about your lawn equipment, Bob. I just received a letter in the mail last week form my neighborhood association. They said that if i didn't mow my yard, they would have it done and bill me.
Ohhh... You live in one of those neighborhoods.
Bob Dole had the same "neighbors scalp their lawn" situation when Bob Dole was a homeowner. It was always pretty funny when July rolled around and Bob Dole's lawn was green, while theirs looked like some dirt and straw. [Reply]
I love the goat idea. I used to have an Angora goat ranch and had 300 nannies. (I put colorful ribbons on the pretty ones) Goats clip off the grass rather than pull it up like sheep. Don't like the concrete/tire idea though. Just drive a 6' length of re-bar into the ground and chain the goat to it. Move goat as needed. [Reply]
