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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis?
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 71 59.17%
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.50%
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.33%
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.33%
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.67%
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Hall of Classics>Oral Sex Frequency
KC native 11:09 AM 12-19-2014
So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently.

How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them?

Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we fuck. U jelly?
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BigRedChief 10:24 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Dayze:
:-). The last few comments
Getting closer to HOC membership.

Bring this shit home. Entertain us!
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eDave 10:25 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
Check your PM's
Tease.
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Baby Lee 10:29 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Dayze:
it probably smells like motorcycles and freedom down there.


so I'm not really sure what the problem is. Probably going to spritz a little Stetson or Aqua Velva down there to sweeten the deal.
:-) :-) - I love the smell of Daze dong in the morning, that gasoline smell


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ThaVirus 10:36 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by keg in kc:
If that's some kind of a shot at me then kindly go fuck yourself.

Have you read his posts? You're literally the 40 year old version of him.
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Baby Lee 10:40 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by booger:
You Put the bald man in
You pull the bald man out
And you shake it all around
That's what it's all about
Jesus Christ!!

Rhythm is definitely NOT gonna get you.

That might be the whitest, most middle aged, fucking casserole supper and TV Guide, shit I've read in a while.
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eDave 10:44 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Baby Lee:
Jesus Christ!!

Rhythm is definitely NOT gonna get you.

That might be the whitest, most middle aged, fucking casserole supper and TV Guide, shit I've read in a while.
Curse you for influencing me to read it. Yea, the transition to the 4ht line hurt.
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Dayze 10:48 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Baby Lee:
:-) :-) - I love the smell of Daze dong in the morning, that gasoline smell
I always knew you seemed nice.

......and patriotic. :-)
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PackerinMo 11:02 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Buzz:
:-)

Incest must be a bitch?
Quit bringing up your favorite topic.
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Easy 6 11:08 PM 12-19-2014
50 omaha set hut
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Pawnmower 11:20 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Cochise:
Where is the "not interested, let's get down to business" option?
Super into anal?

Mouth not tight enuf?
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KC native 12:05 AM 12-20-2014
Originally Posted by Donger:
I am curious, however. How often does she finish?
My wife? Every time. I hold off until she finishes at least once.
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eDave 12:09 AM 12-20-2014
Clean fights and dirty sex I say.
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KC native 12:20 AM 12-20-2014
:-) holy fuck this thread took off.
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Discuss Thrower 12:34 AM 12-20-2014
Originally Posted by KC native:
:-) holy fuck this thread took off.
What did you expect? You took a shot at Billay in the amount of time it takes Alex Smith to feel phantom pressure in the pocket.
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brucey_72 01:11 AM 12-20-2014
Originally Posted by Easy 6:
Did she have a bad experience in her younger days, too many guys too much?

I was with a girl for 6 months like that, she'd do ANY damn thing but swallow because of an ugly incident in her past... I guess thats what happens to girls from an "escort service" without the muscle a pimp is supposed to provide.

But yeah, you're anonymous brucey 72 on the web... what was her deal, why wouldnt she go down?
I will put it this way. 4 grown men went to prison for what they did when she was 5-12yrs old.
So no i dont push it and never will, if she decides to then that will happen when it happens. I cant blame her and am just happy she didnt turn lesbian.
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