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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis?
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 71 59.17%
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.50%
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.33%
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.33%
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.67%
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Hall of Classics>Oral Sex Frequency
KC native 11:09 AM 12-19-2014
So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently.

How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them?

Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we fuck. U jelly?
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Katipan 03:56 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Dayze:
I'd just like to point out how much I love the term 'box'
:-)
My girl can't wrestle but you should see her box.
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Dayze 03:57 PM 12-19-2014
:-)
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Katipan 03:58 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by El Jefe:
I don't know a much better way to do foreplay than to make out---Oral---Sex. All can be done within 30 minutes depending on weather conditions :-)

On your last note, one statement sums up my thoughts about eating box "happy wife, happy life".
Ok but that's your problem. Not everyone elses.

It's like saying I should only like vanilla ice cream.
There's chocolate.
Or vanilla with sprinkles.

Or a goddamn apple.
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Mr. Flopnuts 03:58 PM 12-19-2014
:-) is my favorite word for it
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Donger 03:59 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
This. I'm not playing the e-manliness card when I say this, but she'd like it better if you tried harder to please her. Unless she has a mental hang up with her own box, which is not uncommon I guess.
She does, yes. It probably didn't help that years ago (pre-marriage) we discussed it and I piped up and said, "What!? There's nothing wrong with your vagina. I've eaten some nasty cooter in my days, and your's is actually really nice!"
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Katipan 03:59 PM 12-19-2014
I tried humming once but it's not so sexy when it's the star spangled banner you're humming.
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Donger 04:00 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Pablo:
Donger, do you slip your dick through your pajama bottoms(White Dave Chappelle skit style) when you and the wife get that hot and heavy missionary action going?
I don't wear pajamas.
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Mr. Flopnuts 04:00 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Donger:
She does, yes. It probably didn't help that years ago (pre-marriage) we discussed it and I piped up and said, "What!? There's nothing wrong with your vagina. I've eaten some nasty cooter in my days, and your's is actually really nice!"
:-) that is fucking hilarious!
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booger 04:01 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
:-)
Worst part is finding one who gets off on it. It's fun and hilarious but I damn near passed out running out of breath numerous times!
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Dayze 04:01 PM 12-19-2014
I bet Donger refers to his wang as "The Oil Rig"
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Katipan 04:03 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by booger:
Worst part is finding one who gets off on it. It's fun and hilarious but I damn near passed out running out of breath numerous times!
I wish we were doing secret santa.

http://www.amazon.com/Glow-N-Dark-Pu.../dp/B001D26Q16


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booger 04:04 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Katipan:
I tried humming once but it's not so sexy when it's the star spangled banner you're humming.
You can do it put your ass into it... Or is it back into it how the song goes?
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Mr. Flopnuts 04:04 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Katipan:
I wish we were doing secret santa.

http://www.amazon.com/Glow-N-Dark-Pu.../dp/B001D26Q16

Oh wow. :-) I'm...I'm...I'm totally getting one of those!
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ChiTown 04:04 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Donger:
She does, yes. It probably didn't help that years ago (pre-marriage) we discussed it and I piped up and said, "What!? There's nothing wrong with your vagina. I've eaten some nasty cooter in my days, and your's is actually really nice!"
cooter? really?

You might want to change up your vernacular about your wife's pussy around your wife. Maybe try.........Meat Wallet?
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Donger 04:05 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by ChiTown:
cooter? really?

You might want to change up your vernacular about your wife's pussy around your wife. Maybe try.........Meat Wallet?
That's actually her name for her vagina.
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