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Nzoner's Game Room>A new service for you: The Chiefsplanet Doomsday Nuclear Clock
Rain Man 06:16 PM 09-28-2009
Updates:

September 29, 2009 - Tyler Thigpen gets traded: 11:42
November 17, 2009 - Dwayne Bowe gets suspended: 11:51
December 06, 2009 - Matt Cassel gets benched: 11:52
December 13, 2009 - Matt Cassel throws quatro intercepto after benching: 11:53



There's way too much panic here for a situation where we've got new management and a new coach coming in. We've only had three games in our first season of the new regime.

To better guide people on when to panic, I'm proposing a Chiefs' variant of the Doomsday Clock that's run at the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists.

If the clock hits noon, then it's time to panic. The closer it is to noon, the more you should worry. If it's 15 minutes off, then we're relatively safe in the big scheme of things.

Okay, you ready?

The Chiefsplanet Doomsday Clock is currently at:

11:58

With a new regime in place and a new coaching staff in place, and with three games played under the new system, there is no cause for panic. In fact, this is the furthest from high noon that this clock has been since the end of the 1997 regular season.

I'll update this periodically unless I forget about it.






Past clock settings:

Prior to kickoff, 1960 season: 11:30
Prior to kickoff, 1965 season: 11:35
Prior to kickoff, 1970 season: 11:30
Prior to kickoff, 1975 season: 11:44
Prior to kickoff, 1980 season: 11:51
Prior to kickoff, 1985 season: 11:58
Prior to kickoff, 1990 season: 11:55
Prior to kickoff, 1995 season: 11:47
Prior to kickoff, 2000 season: 11:52
Prior to kickoff, 2005 season: 11:53
Prior to kickoff, 2010 season: 11:57
Prior to kickoff, 2015 season: 11:50
2016 postseason: 11:42
End of regular season, 2017: 6:00 p.m.
Prior to kickoff, 2018 season: 2:00 p.m.
January 16, 2019: Clock has been dismantled and reassembled into a music box that plays Rock and Roll Part 2.
August 14, 2020: Clock parts were melted down and reformed into a nice stand to hold the Lombardi Trophy.
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KurtCobain 04:39 PM 11-17-2009
It didn't move with THE TANK being traded? Or Haley's 'burning sensation' getting worse?
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Simply Red 09:10 AM 12-10-2009
Did the Denver game not change this?
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Phobia 10:27 AM 12-10-2009
I can tell already, ....

This is going to end up exactly like the B-2 simulation.
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Bugeater 10:37 AM 12-10-2009
Originally Posted by Phobia:
I can tell already, ....

This is going to end up exactly like the B-2 simulation.
And the Chiefsplanet Offseason Odyssey...and the Mecca trial....
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Phobia 10:41 AM 12-10-2009
Somebody is more ADD than I am...
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Redrum_69 11:28 AM 12-10-2009
l i n e l l i o t doesnt going by daylight savings time
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bevischief 12:55 PM 12-10-2009
And the Haley dance gif...
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Hydrae 01:00 PM 12-10-2009
Originally Posted by Phobia:
I can tell already, ....

This is going to end up exactly like the B-2 simulation.
More of us will be stuck in POW camps in Germany? :-)
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Simply Red 07:16 PM 12-13-2009

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Reaper16 07:36 PM 12-13-2009
The only correct move is not to play.
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Gonzo 07:38 PM 12-13-2009
Originally Posted by Reaper16:
The only correct move is not to play.
Shall we play a game?
Posted via Mobile Device
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Crush 07:42 PM 12-13-2009
11:59:59
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KurtCobain 07:46 PM 12-13-2009
we're all just gonna die
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Sweet Daddy Hate 07:48 PM 12-13-2009
I was going to go with the "Cassel Suck-O Meter", but then I realized I don't care enough about him to invest the time necessary to create it.
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notorious 08:27 PM 12-13-2009
LOL there are a bunch of kids looking at this thread wondering WTF the nuclear clock is.
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