Hall of Classics worthy? What say the Planet?
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I didn't shit today.


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Yeah, you're completely empty. There's nothing left.
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I ate food yesterday and today though.
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Adobe (/əˈdoʊbi/, UK /əˈdoʊb/,[1] Spanish pronunciation:*[aˈðoβe]; Arabic: الطوب) is the Spanish word for mud brick, a natural building material made from sand, clay, water, and some kind of fibrous or organic material (sticks, straw, and/or manure), usually shaped into bricks using molds and dried in the sun. Adobe buildings are similar to cob and rammed earth buildings, but cob and rammed earth are directly made into walls rather than bricks. The Romanian name for this material is chirpici.
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Make sure you're getting plenty of fluid. Once the magnesium citrate wears off, you'll end up right back where you started if you're not careful.
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More enjoyable...pooping or speed dating?
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This thread was enjoyable.

Speed dating was like talking to what I shat out.
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Why not.
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I took a Guinness book of World Records sized-shit today. And I was finished in less than 45 seconds. Smooooooth.
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I have a private bathroom connected to my office. When I am out of my office, I normally don't lock or even shut the door. I came back from lunch today and before I even sat down at my desk I could smell shit. I went over to the bathroom and someone had taken a shit and not flushed the toilet. If this happens again, I am going to set up my trail camera to find out who the mystery pooper is.
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The victim of a shit and run
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Healthy, non-explosive shit today.

I think we're done here.

It's been real.


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I hope you wiped with one of Stephen J. Cannell's scripts.
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lol
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