Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ? - Page 5

Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan:
47 was real....but that's probably after.....

In all seriousness, you start dating a girl.....you start hangin' out, and eventually nature just takes it's course usually; DON'T be timid about it, but don't be a smuck either....if she kisses back, try second base; if she gives you second, try stealin' third; if you make it to third, and she's still in a good mood and respondin'.....why stop there? It's not rocket science Roy....

Good luck; please report your progress to us back here..... :-)

Oh great now he will take her to a baseball park break in and the next thing you know his dad will be getting a call to bail him out of jail.
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Originally Posted by Vlad Logicslav:
Oh great now he will take her to a baseball park break in and the next thing you know his dad will be getting a call to bail him out of jail.

What a hoot! :-)

I can see the headline, "Local Lovebirds break into Kaufman Stadium."

:-)

Maybe we should tell him it's a metaphor....okay, Roy, listen up:

1st base: Kissing and caressing
2nd base: Inside the bra
3rd base: Inside the pants
"Home": Inside the box....er, "target" shall we say....

Hope this helps; if you need further assistance, ask your dad for his copy of Meatloaf's "Bat Out of Hell"....and cue, "Paradise By the DashBoard Lights."

:-)
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After a good nights rest I've decided that I need to give you some better advice. When the date starts to wind down I would:

1.) Smell of your armpit.
2.) Say in a really obnoxious voice "I'm ready for some puzzay!"

This will get you laid every time. Trust me. I learned this technique from KCMizzou.

Finally, there is only one person to blame for you being a virgin at 20 years of age............Dammit Carl! :-)
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Originally Posted by royr17:
so does anybody here have any real pointers of course i am gonna use protection and make sure that shes on birth control.

but is there anything i should really know about that would make her want sex or is there anything i could do that woud make feel good about having sex with me.

as yall know yes i am still a virgin but see i really like this girl and this girl really likes me and i need to know what to do if u can tell that she is getting hot.

keep bringing the pointers plz, thanks.

There are just too many smart asses on here (me included) for you to get a straight answer. Seriously, I would PM Jenny Gump. She knows more about sex than anybody EVAR.
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne:
There are just too many smart asses on here (me included) for you to get a straight answer. Seriously, I would PM Jenny Gump. She knows more about sex than anybody EVAR.

I agree, a womens perspective would be a great help to you royr17.

Also you will always remember your first, no matter how many you score with.
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Ask her if she wants a fish sandwich.

Then do it in the butt.

(if you haven't seen the movie Ladies Man then this will make zero sense)
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Dad is right about one thing Friday Night Comedy in this thread, lol.
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I think we'll waive the 30 day waiting period and send this one straight to the Classics forum.
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dude my advice was SOLID
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WTF ! I was going to get some work done tonight before I leave town, now I'm compelled to uphold the family honor !

Damn, just one of the many things kids will do :-)
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Originally Posted by ROYC75:
WTF ! I was going to get some work done tonight before I leave town, now I'm compelled to uphold the family honor !

Please, Roy, tell us that's NOT "Dueling Banjos" I hear in the background...."upholding the family honor? :-)

:-) "
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Originally Posted by ROYC75:
WTF ! I was going to get some work done tonight before I leave town, now I'm compelled to uphold the family honor !

You might want to cancel your trip, upholding the family honor is gonna take a LOT of damage control.
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