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patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
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Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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Rain Man 11:17 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by cdcox:
How does one pronounce patteeu any way?

pat TEE ooo


is my best guess. What does patteeu mean?
Originally Posted by Fishpicker:
pah-TOE
Originally Posted by DaFace:
That's my pick.

I always went with pa-tieux. But I know the origin and I think it really should be pat-tuh-yoo.
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BigRedChief 11:17 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Pawnmower:
im.taking my pants off
No pics please
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cdcox 11:18 PM 04-30-2021
c3
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cdcox 11:18 PM 04-30-2021
that should have been Nc3
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Pawnmower 11:19 PM 04-30-2021
i had a strong player tell me if c5 was good for black after e4 then c4 should be good with an extra move

I actually respect that move alot
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Pawnmower 11:23 PM 04-30-2021
I fucked that up

you played c4
, I played e5

you played e4

my e6 was illegal because I was making a dumb joke about France
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Pawnmower 11:24 PM 04-30-2021
I hope you forgive me
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cdcox 11:25 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Pawnmower:
I ****ed that up

you played c4
, I played e5

you played e4

my e6 was illegal because I was making a dumb joke about France
lol I read it at d6. So what is your 2nd move?
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Pawnmower 11:30 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by cdcox:
lol I read it at d6. So what is your 2nd move?
I'll play d6 because you read my mind
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cdcox 11:30 PM 04-30-2021
Nc3
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BigRedChief 11:31 PM 04-30-2021

Everyone is trying to change their number this year. I’m thinking about wearing #15

— The_Juan_And_Only (@Juan_Thornhill) April 22, 2021

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Rain Man 11:35 PM 04-30-2021
You guys need a shot clock or whatever it's called in chess.
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cdcox 11:36 PM 04-30-2021
Chess clock. I have been playing a lot of 5 min chess on chess.com. God, I suck.
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Pawnmower 11:37 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by cdcox:
Nc3
I play nf6 but honestly not after two thoughts

one: I forgot or didn't know you played and now I have a huge boner

two : of course you play the English because honestly its intimidating
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Pawnmower 11:37 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by cdcox:
Chess clock. I have been playing a lot of 5 min chess on chess.com. God, I suck.
I'm not that good either man we should study together.
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