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Hall of Classics>Iím leaving forever.
patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
Originally Posted by :
Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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Yosef_Malkovitch 08:48 PM 04-30-2021
811
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Baby Lee 08:53 PM 04-30-2021

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cdcox 08:59 PM 04-30-2021
Benglas rules.
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cdcox 09:00 PM 04-30-2021
skinbra
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Kidd Lex 09:01 PM 04-30-2021
We sign this pos yet?
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Raiderhader 09:01 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by cdcox:
skinbra
HOOOOOOOOOOCK
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GloryDayz 09:02 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Yosef_Malkovitch:
One more.
Thanks for the update.
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BigRedChief 09:05 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Kidd Lex:
We sign this pos yet?
Has he been brought in for a look?
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LiveSteam 09:09 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by BucEyedPea:
And you can pick you toes.
I see your toes
And I wonder who's been kissing them
I never knew how badly I was missing them
We both know we're never going to make it
But when we touch
We never have to fake it
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LiveSteam 09:13 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by BucEyedPea:
#413
BEP, it's no good
We're just asking for trouble
I can touch you
But I don't know how to love you
It ain't no use
We're headed for disaster
Our minds said no
But our hearts were talking faster
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Raiderhader 09:18 PM 04-30-2021
This song feels kind of appropriate after the last couple of posts



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LiveSteam 09:20 PM 04-30-2021
Anyone know of a nice Cafe in Fort Myers Florida?
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Deberg_1990 09:22 PM 04-30-2021
Getting close. I can cum any second now.
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Wisconsin_Chief 09:22 PM 04-30-2021
Are you Jewish? Your profile pic suddenly changed and I didn’t know if you were even Jewish before that so now I’m really lost.

Either way I’ve been lurking here for 20 years and don’t remember you in anyway so peace.
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scho63 09:25 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Wisconsin_Chief:
Are you Jewish? Your profile pic suddenly changed and I didnít know if you were even Jewish before that so now Iím really lost.

Either way Iíve been lurking here for 20 years and donít remember you in anyway so peace.
Pay attention son!
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